Wife Nothing Poems

There’s Nothing To It

I found a piece of nothing in my back yard yesterday.
I’d planned to mow the lawn so tried to move the piece...

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On Thanksgiving I ate hardly anything 
Some sliced turkey and a spoonful of nothing 
My appetite was killed 
When my dear wife had spilled 
All...

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he had no idea it was going to be his last ride
his horse acted finicky, but he thought it was the weather
his wife had a...

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Few men can claim understanding
Of the workings of a woman’s mind
It’s great if they’re smart and it’s great if they’re fun
And a ‘plus’ is a...

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The wife was out seeking true love
Which men tend to think rhymes with "stove"
And even worse
Is Donald's nurse
Who insists it only means "MOVE"!...

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No rhyme nor reason why
with yours truly ejaculating
(not prematurely), I utter yippee,
nope no intercourse induced whoopie

upon this... - day three
January two thousand and twenty one
perhaps...

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Retired life

I’m not going to say 
I’m lazy but,
I do nothing 
very well.
After marrying 
the love of my life.
I am living and loving 
the retired...

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Nothing boot toe till rot and duff feet...

Attempting nightly ritual
nsync with sole and
instep of beat
January second 21:08
two thousand twenty
footwear equipped with
custom made cleat

proudly standing tall
(think)...

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YOU WERE NOTHING SPECIAL

You were nothing special; just hot meat upon my plate
I used and abused you; before slicing you up, then ate

Coming around here,...

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all the pangs and pains, traumas,
 turmoils in this world;
all the sins and shames we endure;
all the bullying;
all the cold shoulders;
brother, sisters.
DON'T
DON'T LET
DON'T LET NOTHING
DON'T...

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NOTHING SEPARATES GODS GIVING LOVE BETWEEN MAN AND WIFE

what God has put together
together no one can put unshunder
separates the bone and marrow
let nothing or no...

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I am feeling creative tonight 

I feel like chicken tonight

Winner , winner chicken dinner 

Whistle my Dog

Bring me my slippers and smoking pipe

And a glass...

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Heaven Now Felt Empty, Nothing Above


An old cobbler, with nails, soles and new shoes
Who could have guessed his deep, malignant blues?
Sign on his shop, "welcome...

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I say nothing
You died for my wife and
Our country is proud...

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