Funny Nose Poems

He had a big schnozzola
and sang with bold hat and smile.
Heard on the old Victrola,
one of his tricks to beguile.

It was fo, lo, dee, oh,...

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No nose will complain about the smell of someone's fart, but don't make it a habit keeping track of someone's butt like a dog. 

September...

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There was an old Witch with a beauty-mole 
On her nose that looked like an ugly troll.
Spook, her hungry cat,
Like a bobcat sat, 
Tail wagged,...

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My grandpa played in a rock band
playing guitar he gave a hand
	he lost his pick
	had to think quick
used his nose and made a grandstand...

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I am a booger
I live inside your nose
sometimes I'm runny
other times bacteria grows

I am a booger
you need to set me free
Stick me under the desk
just...

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She’s a little missile
Hears my whistle 
Pretends it’s a whisper
Too busy with her sniffer

Every doggie has a nose
Some worth more than gold
My little one, uses...

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Sugar wugar 
Had a booger 
Hanging off the end of her nose

I didn’t fret
What you all said
She had the most beautiful toes

I loved her ways
Asked...

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Fatty Rascal burst into tears

When someone said he had “big ears”

For big ears indeed Fatty had

He got them from his mom and dad

 

His ears...

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The lemon hit my nose at full force,
the second the lid was off.
I ran into the kitchen, disbelieving
For I had already devoured two this month,
and...

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When asked why his nose was so red
Young Rudolph looked flustered and said:
Those elves love high jinks
and spike all my drinks:
The rum tends to go...

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She sat with a finger in her nose
It did smell quite a lot like my prose
She got a few
Before she withdrew
Boogers came out striking a...

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I have a tick on my nose.
As it sucks blood, it grows.
When my ex-girlfriend saw it, it was too much for her.
She screamed at the...

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Accused of much silliness, it's who I am
Can't change I'm afraid, just a silly old man
Life's a big hoot
In my colourful suit
A clown like attire...

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Out in the woods a deer was born
on a snowy day one springtime morn
He was a special deer... so cute he was
he was covered in...

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Nothing is more funny than a nose
                  ...

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