Rudolph and His Red Nose
Out in the woods a deer was born
on a snowy day one springtime morn
He was a special deer... so cute he was
he was covered in spots and a warm coat of fuzz
They named him Rudolph out of a bunch of names
and hoped that he'd grow to play reindeer games
Winning the games could help him one day
to secure a spot pulling Santa's sleigh
He loved to run and jump real high
that Santa said, one day he'll fly
He grew real quick...much faster than most
'cause his mother only fed him with jelly and toast
Now this is where the story starts
'cause it made him have explosive farts
They blew him through the tree's so quick
that his nose would smack on every stick
Christmas time was coming near
and Santa asked, where's that tree smacking deer
He knew he must have this deer around
for his farts could help get the sleigh off the ground
Now when Rudolph arrived to help Santa that year
he was the only red nosed tree smacking deer
So, Santa put him at the front of the sleigh
he knew his red nose could help him some way
Through every storm it shined so bright
for it helped him make it through the night
Now all of the presents were delivered that year
with the help of that red nosed tree smacking deer
His farts left a taste in the mouths of most
but it wasn't too bad 'cause of the jelly and toast
So, if you want Rudolph to help Christmas day
put a light in the front and him in back of the sleigh
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