Rudolph and His Red Nose

Out in the woods a deer was born on a snowy day one springtime morn He was a special deer... so cute he was he was covered in spots and a warm coat of fuzz They named him Rudolph out of a bunch of names and hoped that he'd grow to play reindeer games Winning the games could help him one day to secure a spot pulling Santa's sleigh He loved to run and jump real high that Santa said, one day he'll fly He grew real quick...much faster than most 'cause his mother only fed him with jelly and toast Now this is where the story starts 'cause it made him have explosive farts They blew him through the tree's so quick that his nose would smack on every stick Christmas time was coming near and Santa asked, where's that tree smacking deer He knew he must have this deer around for his farts could help get the sleigh off the ground Now when Rudolph arrived to help Santa that year he was the only red nosed tree smacking deer So, Santa put him at the front of the sleigh he knew his red nose could help him some way Through every storm it shined so bright for it helped him make it through the night Now all of the presents were delivered that year with the help of that red nosed tree smacking deer His farts left a taste in the mouths of most but it wasn't too bad 'cause of the jelly and toast So, if you want Rudolph to help Christmas day put a light in the front and him in back of the sleigh