Funny North Poems

Observing all year around from above, 
Of earthly conflicts, Santa had enough. 
The world has gone viral, 
The peace has gone spiral, 
So Santa stays...

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The magic disappeared.  The lead Troll's hand fell through the air where the magic was released and he lost his balance almost falling to...

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The cold air seemed to help clear his head but the lullaby was persistent and 
he could not get it out of his mind. ...

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Lumi's hand pressed upon his shoulder in a surprisingly firm grip guiding him into the dining area and to the second of two long slender...

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He awoke to the sound of lightly crunching ice.  As he opened his eyes the boy stood looking at him, then with one fluid...

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At Santa Claus’ pause
Rudolph dims his nose
All the elves find cause
To take time to applause
That Mrs. Claus’ menopause
Isn’t really the first cause
As Santa Claus withdraws
From...

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Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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The North Pole was all abuzz as only Santa’s Workshop can get.
They were whispering and pointing and throwing a gingerbread fit.
Santa was choosing an aide...

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Finally, it is that time of the year  
Lights, eggnog, with all the Christmas cheer         ...

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One good man from  North African tribe
Bought for half price a wonderful bride,
Quickly tore off her veil 
Saw the features and fail
To fulfil sacred...

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Far beyond the realm of time, is a place neglected.
West of what’s expected, south of what’s accepted.
North of what’s normal, east of what’s formal. 
They...

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Way Up North in the Ice and Snow

By Elton Camp

Though I could adjust to living any place
The cold & snowy north I’d hate to face

I...

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The North Wind
The North wind is released it’s his time again
He shows off his power and reaches out to men.
It’s his season now, the winter...

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Due to extreme conditions beyond Santa Claus' control,
'Tis rumored that he might have to vacate his home at the Pole!

Seems that climate warming is the...

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Since July the elves and reindeer, even Mrs. Claus have been on Santa's back!
(Al Gore's prediction of meltin' snow nearly caused him to have a...

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