Rebellion At the North Pole

Since July the elves and reindeer, even Mrs. Claus have been on Santa's back! (Al Gore's prediction of meltin' snow nearly caused him to have a panic attack!) It seems that try as he might, Santa encountered problems at every turn. He's becomin' somewhat burned out and reachin' that point of no return! Mrs. Claus berated him day and night for workin' just one day a year, Insistin' that he get a decent job, get off welfare and off his fleshy rear! She'd like to spend winters in Bermuda, the Bahamas or Kiribati, But noooo, he goes gallivantin' all over from Argentina to Zimbabwe! Don't know what's got into the reindeer but they're feelin' mighty morose; Perhaps because of all the fame showered on the one with the shiny nose! They've moped about, eatin' like army mules gettin' fat and slouchy. The cantankerous beasts have made Santa terribly tense and grouchy! Those good for nothin' elves went on strike causin' a slow down in work. They're tryin' to form a toy makers union causin' Santa to go berserk! Such sloppy work! Talkin' dollies counted cadence, "Hup, two, three, four!" The toy soldiers cried, "I want my mama!" as they marched off to war! Despite problems at The Pole he'll trim his beard and don his crimson suit. He'll "Ho, Ho", eat dozens of stale cookies and be dusted with tons of soot, As once again he'll mysteriously soar through space with the reindeer towin', Delightin' boys and girls around the world with the toys he'll be bestowin'! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved