Write Nonsense Poems

Id love to write a poem that rewrites history
that unlocks consciousness 
that speaks from an universal experience 
that feels the rage of love 
and the...

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Five little words, “I'll love you to infinity”
Okay, please don't write me letters
I realize it's five little words but who cares
Five words are probably better

To...

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Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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I have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...

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Please don't make your lines too long ,
As my eyes don't travel well . ( Note to self make opticians appointment )
And remember long poems,
They...

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                        The...

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I searched in vain for inspiration.
I even climbed the sacred Parnassus
Where all the muses reside.
I danced with them
Engaged in endless discourse.
All in vain.

Then I resigned...

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We shall go to the bookshop
With the vouchers we won
My daughter for her 
'reading on a skateboard'
Winning entry into a photo comp
And mine for filling...

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A LOOK AT NONSENSE 
I cannot write a poem today
So why should I even try
It's snowing outdoors right now
And I am not sure just why
I...

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Taking the vaccine for shingles
Two shot series, not a single
They say the second more than tingles
Makes you not want to intermingle
That’s okay, I’ll write a...

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Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, peppermint
    They all taste better than belly-button lint

  Why do I write such nonsensical stuff
   ...

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Dastardly the deviant demon    
has been depressed and despondent.
Despite that, downstairs in his dank dungeon,
he decisively decided,
to devise a despicable design.

Departing from...

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Henry (call me Harry) took some cash for a new book
We’ve just obtained a draft and so we’re gonna take a look
It looks like a...

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Full of fascination, awe, and strange mystery,
a legend from some languishing law history…
He cracked open the case to see if credible,
when tastes for each other...

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Light crashes sounds like brittle glass 
Slashes shards across my worn aching eyes 
The colors reak of deep rot like blues 
Creeping green burning acidic...

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