31 Flavors' Got Nothing On Me

Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, peppermint
    They all taste better than belly-button lint

  Why do I write such nonsensical stuff
     Apparently, my readers can't get enough
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Kingston Avatar
April 11, 2023 at 4:08 PM
I can never get enough of your poems, or ice cream. Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey is my favorite. Maybe topped with lint, I wouldn't eat so much, should I try? My taste buds would be delighted. A great deterrent that lint.
Wolf Avatar
April 11, 2023 at 4:15 PM
You wrote 'deterrent, that lint.' I've always classified it as the 'leftover detergent' that ends up in the 'lint-trap' of my dryer. lol. Keep smiling, Gershon
Tor Avatar
February 26, 2023 at 12:45 AM
What you call nonsensical we call brilliant...
Wolf Avatar
April 11, 2023 at 4:17 PM
Where have you gone, Michael?! Miss you!
Hawkins Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 6:36 PM
The nonsense stuff Is never enough If it brings a smile I like your sense of the ridiculous And your humour stands out a mile.
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 7:22 PM
As long as it brings a smile, I keep tryin' to go the mile. ~ Smiles, grins, chuckles...
Sangster - K Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 10:14 AM
Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh. Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? Thanks for the laugh today Gershon :-D
Sangster - K Avatar
February 24, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Exactly! Actors back then were multi talented and could sing, dance and act. Rare to see that these days. Can only think of one... Barbra Streisand and she's one heck of a talented lady.
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 7:25 PM
And, of course, 'The Inspector General,' my all-time Danny Kaye favorite... Kaye and O'Connor don't get much appreciation these days -- probably because the moderns are insanely jealous of actual talent!
Sangster - K Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 4:34 PM
Yep! :-) I'm a huge fan of all the golden oldies and musical classics. Yes the part I quoted was preformed by Donald O'Connor in "Singing in the rain." Love that movie! Danny Kaye is also a favourite of mine too. No doubt you've seen White Christmas as well as the Court Jester... just to name a few :-D
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 12:08 PM
By chance, are you quoting that great musical number from 'Dancing in the Rain.' It was sung and danced by Donald O'Conner, one of (I think) the most underrated entertainers ever. At any rate, if you're a fan, me too. Join the club! (And by the way, how about Danny Kaye?!)
Lawless Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 6:12 AM
can I get "jimmies"...eerrr....sprinkles on that...
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Shprinkles and Jshimmies. ~ A little to mush shauce on my beer burger lash night. Hiccup...
Turner Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 5:50 AM
I can't say I have ever tasted belly button lint, however make mine two scoops of pistachio. Thanks for the smile, GW.
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Belly button lint actually is enhanced by pistachio, in case you'd like to explore it. lol.
Rhymer Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 1:49 AM
I know I need my daily dose Gershon.
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Who doesn't?! ~ Navel Doctor, Rear Admiral
Mccann Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Reminds me of our arrival in Australia, 1962. Out for a drive, we rounded a corner to see a large sign, "Ice Cream! Both flavours!" Elizabeth
Wolf Avatar
February 23, 2023 at 12:11 PM
Ha, ha! When did strawberry arrive Down Under?! ~ Holy Kangaroos!
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