Stress Nonsense Poems

Collected all the links to my favorite kinds of wedding dress
overwhelmed by the possibilities I will not possess
this useless project has been amusing but brought...

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Please don't make your lines too long ,
As my eyes don't travel well . ( Note to self make opticians appointment )
And remember long poems,
They...

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Sitting,
Alone and uninspired
Ruminating on my throne 
Of the tired

Freezing,
My heater, broken and retired
In a building whose condemnation
Remains desired

Searching,
For some deeper, elaborated meaning
To a poem procrastinated...

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Who the hell is Etty Ket
To keep interfering in my life?
I keep hearing its not Etty Ket
From my very soon to be wife.
I bet she...

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Boohoo is bidding for Boo-Boo
But Yogi’s not seeking a deal,
He’s scanning the park for a picnic
Looking forward to his evening meal.

Warner Brothers deny their involvement
So...

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from island corner, big Antrim lad
  to Belfast city, a tiny pad
  shattered windows, tilted clocks
  Goliath had lost his socks
 ...

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Father wants breakfast
Groaning to find the settings
To high, four minutes, and on
Pressure cooker despairing -
"Now what? Eggs are hard!"...

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Tripped Up

Things take us from what is important, easily. 
Distractions of life, responsibilities we deem high on the list. 
Missed promises, forgotten details, getting older...

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Evicted

Lost our place… again. 
The reason, we could not pay. 
We needed and wanted to stay. 
There was just no way. 

The snow is cold,...

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He thinks he’s charming 
The buffoon
The village idiot
He makes your blood boil
He’s absolutely delusional
You shake your head
But he’s still there
He’s not going away 
He’s our...

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Stereotypes on the mic are all alike
one with the rest
can I stress I'm the best on a savage conquest
to conquer those plonkers with lyrical bonkers

institutionalized...

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24 hours you have to make an analysis
in order to get into some crisis...

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F ear for the sake of fear itself 
E verywhere a possible threat
A ctive vivid imagination
R ealigned would be an asset

F anatical negativity 
O bstacles...

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This is the donkey; Alice

                 ... follows the rabbit...

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Blah blah blah blah blah
My eyes glaze over and you don’t notice or care
Blah blah blah blah blah
Permission denied to use my headspace for waste...

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