Nature Nonsense Poems
These Nature Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Nature. These are the best examples of Nonsense Nature poems written by international poets.
The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Treesthe silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night
the common oak
a wise...
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nonsense, fun, funny, humorous, light,
Advanced Birdwatching For BeginnersCrow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities
Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...
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nonsense, bird, fun, funny, humorous,
The Pangolin And Penguinat a patio table
sat a pangolin and penguin
pondering
and there they pursued
under a parasol
perusing
diving with questions
delving for answers
they...
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nonsense, fun, humorous, mystery, nature,
Beetle's Kitchen Dramasat a caterpillar
crossed legged
crosses like a line of kisses
on a stool in beetle’s kitchen
sat a cat upon a pillow
purring snore
against the door
bathed in sunlight fidgeting
beetle...
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nonsense, fun, humorous, insect, light,
PrehystericI met a Megalodon who beckoned
“Welcome to the herd!”
I heard this lot was wily but
to me this sounds absurd
Undeterred I approached
the powers that be
to...
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nonsense, conflict, confusion, environment, nature,
The Slugin the remote remoteness
of somewhere remote
flew a fly
this fly had realised gravity,
relativity and string theory
a professor and physicist
wise to everyone else
in the dark darkness
of somewhere...
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nonsense, friend, fun, humorous, inspirational,
Woodland Walkspray tell what to do when a tree looks at you
with those sullen sunken knotty eyes
and then as he flashes those spindly twig lashes
and sappy...
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nonsense, cute, fun, funny, goodbye,
Ode To The Snakewiry wily
snakily snake
like a load of spaghetti
all coily not straight
roundy and writhy
curly with flow
like stringy all knotty
and cotton to sew
a scribble of dribble
all...
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nonsense, animal, dedication, imagery, nature,
Meditation on MeaninglessnessIn shadow's tomb—
A dim, aimless flicker...
Void's grip, timeless
claims all.
Fantomsound: life's song is just a cognition in the null.
Rain, pain—
Stardust, dust, flesh
patternless on oblivions...
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atheist, death, irony, nonsense,
horoscopes and hot airMy Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me.
(Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space...
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autumn, fashion, nonsense, school,
ShadowsFollowing wherever I go;
I'm tethered to a shaded form,
with its fluid, ebony flow.
Following wherever I go
I get mirrored by my shadow;
something that's neither cold nor...
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nonsense, fantasy, how i feel,
Animal Poems 2Animal Poems II
These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.
Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a camel who...
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nonsense, animal, earth, funny, giggle,
Mors Socius Noster Death Is Our CompanionSay, if you had the world in your hands? Would you crush it or hold near to the idea that humanity should continue? There's bad...
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nonsense, conflict, confusion, death, emotions,
Bird of the BadlandsBird of the Badlands
Who is a Russell?
And what can he be?
A Crow, a Grackle,
or Brewer's like me.
Is he a Raven,
a Warbler, or Dat?
All the same...
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bird, nature, nonsense,
Rhymes With PatheticBy nature, zetetic,
he doubted the yetic,
but xenogenetic? That just seemed absurd.
A known workaholic,
scoured feeds from Videtics,
but was unsympathetic, in a word.
At best, theoretic,
and in large...
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nonsense, silly,