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Nature Nonsense Poems

These Nature Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Nature. These are the best examples of Nonsense Nature poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Hippo Care
bulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin

widening
a widened chair
to sit him in

liking 
lotions
rubbed on chin

and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin



...

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Categories: nonsense, animal, fun, funny, humorous,



Premium Member Meditation on Meaninglessness
In shadow's tomb—
A dim, aimless flicker...
Void's grip, timeless, claims all.

Fantomsound: life's song, a cognition in the null.

Rain, pain—
Stardust, dust, flesh, patternless on oblivions loom.

Decay's dance...

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Categories: atheist, death, irony, nonsense,

Premium Member Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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Categories: nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,

Premium Member horoscopes and hot air
My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me.
(Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space...

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Categories: autumn, fashion, nonsense, school,

Premium Member Shadows
Following wherever I go;
I'm tethered to a shaded form
with a fluid ebony flow.
Following wherever I go,
I am mirrored by a shadow;
something that's neither cold nor...

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Categories: nonsense, fantasy, how i feel,



Animal Poems Ii
Animal Poems II

These are poems about animals, limericks and other forms of doggerel.



Ballade of the Bicameral Camel
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a camel who...

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Categories: nonsense, animal, earth, funny, giggle,

Mors Socius Noster Death Is Our Companion
Say, if you had the world in your hands? Would you crush it or hold near to the idea that humanity should continue? There's bad...

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Categories: nonsense, conflict, confusion, death, emotions,

Premium Member Bird of the Badlands
Bird of the Badlands

Who is a Russell?
And what can he be?
A Crow, a Grackle,
or Brewer's like me.

Is he a Raven,
a Warbler, or Dat?
All the same...

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Categories: bird, nature, nonsense,

Premium Member Rhymes With Pathetic
By nature, zetetic,
he doubted the yetic,
but xenogenetic? That just seemed absurd.
A known workaholic,
scoured feeds from Videtics,
but was unsympathetic, in a word.
At best, theoretic,
and in large...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: nonsense, silly,

Premium Member Into the Vapenouz Woods of Voroznezh
"Has solitude ever led your steps down a forest path . . . "
                       ...

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Categories: nonsense, fantasy, word play,

Premium Member What's In a Name
"That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet"*

But would you stop to sniff a rose labeled Stinky Athletes' Feet?!...

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Categories: garden, imagery, nature, nonsense,

Crime Against Nature
Deforestation is outrageous fury
action, detestable unprecedented
attack against nature, quite indecent...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, allusion, conflict, extended

If Only He Would Go Away
We rather wish that someone would
     lead him to a tree.
They can be so useful
     for life...

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Categories: nonsense, evil, horror, lost love,

Premium Member Everything Bores and Bothers You
Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.

Everything bores you...

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Categories: nonsense, abuse, betrayal, funny love,

Monkey Business
Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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Categories: nonsense, drug, funny, humorous, nature,


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