Lyric Nonsense Poems

Loretta Devil
Loretta Devil
She thinks she's queen of the hill
When she's hitting that herb at will
The smack of her lips, the glaze in her stare
All the...

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Restlessness is proof
that something is wrong,
never talk to a gloomy moon
from the lowest roof;
go outside and join a throng,
don't inflate your balloon!

Suspicion can be jealousy,
another...

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Row, row, row your butt
Off, or at least lean
Ordinarily,
Derrierily
Best, the less that’s seen
...

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The lyric deft and yet bereft, its logic baldly doffed:
an heir in err, a progeny ‘twas not untimely off’d.
In aggregate, the follicles that sprout the...

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And The Winner Is Miss Poultry (Country-Crossover Lyric)
so, tell me,
how does it feel
to be, so, finger licken good

you've, been puck, and tuck
from the neck,
down, to...

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Aunty baby baby baby ohhhh,,
Baby baby baby oooohhhhhh,,
Your datar is texi you knowww,,
Baby baby baby oooohhhhhh,,
Your datar is texi you knowww,,
Nothing is gonna change thoughh,,
Your...

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[ to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd ]

High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd;
He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through.
Waiting...

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[ to the tune of My Favorite Things ]

Raindrops on dew drops and ponds formed by puddles,
Praising when phrasing bewilders, befuddles,
Nice sounding lyrics that don’t...

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Wah-ooo, wah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo.

Wah-ooo, wah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo.

Walkin' dow-nuh street
On me achy feet
Allah li'l birdies go 
Tweet tweet tweet

Wah-ooo, wah-ooo,
Oo-oo, oo-oo, oo.

Not gonna crawl
In frunnuh you...

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bats in the attic
   spiders on the floor
nobody stops to see me no more
  
bugs in the kitchen
   termites in...

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Nasty little bugs I really hate 'em
Did all I could to eliminate 'em
Tried to flush 'em
Tried to crush 'em
I just gave up and finally ate...

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In my lovely hive of pluri-love,
Men shall be the worker bees,
Whereas women shall duly rule
All bees of this pluri-hive of love.

In every hive of this...

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(for Johnny and June)


I fell into an airplane tire
It went round and round
And the plane went higher
And it turns turns turns
That airplane tire.
That airplane tire....

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Did you think you had control
Did you think you had control,
Ha, ha!
Did ya think you had control?
Did you think you had control
Ha, Ha!

You cast yourself...

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Today you twitter, then you tweet,
as though to make your lives complete,
by echoing thoughts of people you admire.

Anticipating that great twitter,
you clutch your phones to...

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