Twit-Wits Tweeter-Dumbs

Today you twitter, then you tweet, as though to make your lives complete, by echoing thoughts of people you admire. Anticipating that great twitter, you clutch your phones to reconsider, the text-ed words of wisdom you desire. You twitters prattle thoughts absurd, as tweeters follow in a herd, of voyeuristic bids to be of note. You tweet and twitter photographs. You L O L, the twitting laugh, amassing twit-wits, with the rights to gloat. You Tweeter-Dumbs are text-ed astray, rushing to twitter your lives away, losing precious time you’ll come to rue. As tweeted gems of rehashed glitter, by willing twits, of useless twitter, dissolve in a vast milieu, void of sinew.