Food Nonsense Poems
These Food Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Food. These are the best examples of Nonsense Food poems written by international poets.
A Giraffic Surprise
Two giraffes went out walking side by side
Spied a dina with windows open wide
There was food on the table
With long necks they were able
To...
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Categories:
animal, nonsense,
Dinner MannersQuietly waiting
at the table
legs swinging…
Then, Aunty Jean
brings in
green soup.
Mother-glares at me,
sister-stares with me
at the cold green soup.
Is it medicine,
pond slime,
mushed frogs?
...at least twenty...
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Categories:
4th grade, food, nonsense,
Cakecake
caramel iced
donut filled
with custard
if I was a dog
cake
cream layered
sugar topped
jam sponge
cake
this is what I...
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Categories:
nonsense, dog, food, fun, funny,
No Oats-dodo
I have heard that mairsy doats
and sweet little doesy doats.
I'd agree that cowsy doats.
Why do lamzay noats?...
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, cute, food, fun,
Dabble DactylsI have invented a nonce nonsense form: the "dabble dactyl." A dabble dactyl starts out like a double dactyl, but forgets the rules and changes...
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Categories:
nonsense, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous,
NEPTUNIAN SARCOPHAGUSBecause it is the archangel hypnotizng
you into losing yourself in that thin treadmill
at the archane center of advanced transurfing
& remember what that demagogue Rex Hemphill
said....
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, confusion, fantasy, fish,
Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...
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Categories:
nonsense, christmas, december, family, friend,
Rectangular AsymmetryI didn't know what to do when the android fell into the river
he wasn't programmed for such eventualities.. neither was I,
he quickly became cold...
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Categories:
nonsense, fun, humorous, life, river,
So That's How It HappenedThree ladies all in lettuce dress
...
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Categories:
nonsense, food, fun, funny, history,
Categories:
nonsense, crazy, cute, dream, food,
31 Flavors' Got Nothing On MeChocolate, vanilla, strawberry, peppermint
They all taste better than belly-button lint
Why do I write such nonsensical stuff
...
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Categories:
food, nonsense,
Huh, MissShe slipped from among us
in search of good hummus,
like a whispery breeze
at the scent of chickpeas;
escapes for tahini
rivalled old Houdini.
Her nose for good cumin
was simply...
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Categories:
food, nonsense, silly,
Etty KettWho the hell is Etty Ket
To keep interfering in my life?
I keep hearing its not Etty Ket
From my very soon to be wife.
I bet she...
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Categories:
culture, nonsense, perspective, satire,
Herky-JerkyFirst the cornbread now the turkey
his movements seemed herky-jerky
stuff a bird
think absurd
sounds to me a bit quirky...
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Categories:
nonsense, cute, food, funny, giggle,
Are You SlurringNo, I haven’t any feta.
Why not? Came the reply
because I prefer chedda
Do you need to know why?
Chedda’s much betta
with burger and beer.
It makes no matta
if...
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Categories:
food, nonsense, silly,