Cat Nonsense Poems
These Cat Nonsense poems are examples of Nonsense poems about Cat. These are the best examples of Nonsense Cat poems written by international poets.
Watch your LatinWatch your Latin and don't let the cat in
Caesar had some jam for tea,
Pompei aderat.
ille, illa, illud,
but I'll have Yorkshire pud.
amo, amas, amat
Who let in...
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Categories:
nonsense, words,
I Am
I am weary of all of the nonsense that surrounds me day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute.
I am not going to...
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nonsense,
The Black FridgeWe put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.
Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s...
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Categories:
nonsense, dark, family, horror, imagination,
Two GhostsTwo ghosts in the night did unite,
In a love dance under the spooky moonlight.
But the tabby cat near,
With a disapproving sneer,
Said, "Your timing's just not...
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Categories:
fun, humor, nonsense,
The King's Pet CockroachThe king's pet cockroach, a curious chap,
Swallowed a cat with a mighty snap.
Then it fainted away,
In a bug-sized dismay,
So the kingdom mourned for a week-long...
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funny, nonsense,
A Cat and a TurtleA cat and a turtle, a pair
Found love in the warm summer air.
But it's not evolution,
Just a fanciful solution,
For a fish to be born, that's...
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nonsense, cat, fish, fun, funny,
Just Chillin' - Not Quite HikuGnarled fingers shook off the snow
Waking the frosted sparrows
An old grandmother Elm sighed.
A feral cat
Creeps along a city street
No pity kitty
A cold rain
Slows the slugs
Fast...
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Categories:
animal, nonsense, rain,
A Cat and a DogA cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was...
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nonsense,
The King Banished a CatThe king banished a cat, such a jest,
To Madrid, in the west, on a quest.
With Spanish cheese and feline grace,
It grew plump in that very...
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nonsense, cat, fun, funny, humor,
Fiddle Cat Nursery RhymeFiddle cat, fiddle cat,
Please fiddle me a song.
How I love to hear you play
Your fiddle all day long.
At dawn you fiddle...
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nonsense, cat, child, funny,
Sour NoteI tickled the ivory after dusk,
being a bit of a jazzy cat.
It was an extraordinary tusk,
Although a bit too sharp at that.
The pachyderm’s response was...
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Categories:
nonsense, silly,
The Cozy Lil KittenThere's my lil kitten!
Sittin' cozy in my mitten
Too tuckered out to play :)
Don't think she'd fit in a glove
(And I'm too gentle to shove)
So I'll...
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Categories:
nonsense, animal, cat, conflict, cute,
AnagrammaticANAGRAMMATIC Poetry Form
An anagram mantra
Gramma acting manic
Mama in a catamaran, cramming in a cigar
A martian mating in mint gin
A cat antic, grit at a...
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Categories:
magic, nonsense,
Humorous and Insensitive(Warning, some dark humor. If you are sensitive about death and illness, have recently lost a loved one, this is not a read for you)
My...
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cat, humorous, language, nonsense,
My Singing Pussy CatI had a little pussy cat
That used to play a tune
On a penny whistle
As it sang to the moon.
It wore stripey trousers
With a...
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Categories:
fantasy, humor, nonsense, pets,