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Funny No Go Poems

These Funny No Go poems are examples of No Go poems about Funny. These are the best examples of No Go Funny poems written by international poets.


When Undies Go
Easing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty

With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...

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Categories: no go, appreciation, beautiful, body, funny



Premium Member Letting Go Gracefully
I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a 
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a
picture...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no go, cute, feelings, forgiveness, funny

Premium Member Erin Go Braugh
Erin’s face looks like a map of Ireland, I was told.
She had ginger hair with slivers of dashing gold.
Her eyes were as green as the...

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Categories: no go, 4th grade, 5th grade,

Premium Member Snow Go
There once was a young girl named Flo.
She liked holidays quiet and slow.
	But Jolly Saint Nick,
	well, he came too quick
and poor Flo was left to...

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Categories: no go, christmas, funny, giggle, holiday,

Premium Member We Thought It Would Go Even Higher
Big oil has its hands in our pocket
Pump prices rose like a rocket
It was just a ruse
Designed to confuse  
The voters who vote with...

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Categories: no go, humor, money, political, repetition,



Premium Member Wear What and Go Where
 
I went to a wild Halloween party on a dark night,
with a guy dressed up like a Knight.
I was a British Queen fit for...

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Categories: no go, fun, funny, halloween,

Premium Member Back To School We Must Go
The short summer is almost over,                   ...

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Categories: no go, friend, fun, school, sun,

Premium Member Life and Away We Go
Life and away we go,                    ...

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Categories: no go, baby, day, kid, school,

Premium Member The Artsy Life
The Artsy Life

Yo ho, yo ho... 
It's the artsy life for me. 
I love to paint and play all day. 
I use pencils made of...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no go, beautiful, best friend, freedom,

Farts
Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better. 

Funny and or gross topic but whatever. 

Tell me that I am lying and...

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© Rita Lopez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no go, america, england, fun, funny,

Premium Member Go Hard Go Soft
More interesting the way you wrestle
never meaning hurt..
flirting.., with a skillfull mind
and matching tongue.

Twice as agile your swift feet, gleeful toes,
play like little lady fingers,...

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Categories: no go, angst, feelings, funny love,

Premium Member Touch and Go
There are pets and then there are people in fur coats.              ...

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Categories: no go, angel, car, fun, mom,

Chef On the Go
My women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes

Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye

Thin flowing gravy
for sexual...

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Categories: no go, analogy, appreciation, food, funny,

Premium Member Where Do We Poets Go
There was a huge sign,                    ...

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Categories: no go, computer, cry, friendship, poems,

Premium Member Let Him Go
Two women fighting over a man stopped.
His expression simply cannot be topped.
They began hitting him
He was fat. They were slim.
In the end he is the...

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Categories: no go, funny love,


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