Nitpicker Poems - Poems about Nitpicker

...poetically, and zealously oozing, gushing, bubbling over with faux snobbish suave re: pulse sieve literary fatuous haughtiness, and ludicrous narcissistic pre ning all the while chuckling to me ......Read the rest...

...I comport myself with quiet pridefulness, plus intellectual whimsy aware that "FAKE" pretentiousness, could be mistaken foreign egotistical vitae furthering, feathering and figuratively undermin......Read the rest...

...He will make everything fabulous Wait and see He has a way of doing things He knows what needs to be done first And every step thereafter He knows how to do things Plan things and make things t......Read the rest...

...An old codger who farted a lot - of good etiquette didn’t know squat. When I met him, his nose started running. He chose his new shirt to wipe off all the snot! Well, a nitpicker also was he......Read the rest...

...A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem I think that you might never see A poem as weird as this might be For I’ll use luscious words That otherwise might sound absurd This poem may turn out silly-sally Or even......Read the rest...

...Malodorous tavern’s garret, the codger it accommodates, No more, Fuzzled in brew, his fuzzy lady, her life she lives to abhor. Randy colleen gape at her with aghast, Talk around that she has “th......Read the rest...

...CLOSE CALL IN IRELAND I once had an affaire de coeur with a foxylady, in fact a randy colleen In Ireland with a tough older brother looking to punch me out. But I cold cocked the rambunct......Read the rest...