Muppet Poems - Poems about Muppet

i'm in a muppet mood today ~ suffering from a persisting hangover i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly goofy looney and scatterbrained with bulging eyes and a bad hairday even my voice sounded bizarre AP: Honorable Mention 2025 Posted on April 12, 2025...

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the muppet party was in full swing Kermit was there doing his thing Miss Piggy was absent, zingy zing zing Confetti was popping with a pingy ping ping There was food on the table fit for a king A jukebox in the corner was going ching-ching the muppet party was in full swing Count Dracula was there heavily counting Where is Miss Piggy?...

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Muppet Crazy Harry does not seem as odd these days Maybe because of so many fads and no one is ever fazed. He pulled his tricks along with bizarre antics too. Meant very little next to the world’s biggest hullaballoo. You have to be even crazier, I gave Muppet Crazy Harry as advice. I am being as off kilter as...

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need a gun Kermit...

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Standing on Giants shoulders Always play with rife Chuckling at misfortune as it waltzes with my life Twits twist The mite of time emit The muppet shows Dribble lines of made up Words sentences star Tin other sent ten cessations Put your finger within the space and become part of my verse Everything reverse in cart before the horse I don't write poems you just read my thoughts...

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broad faced koala like Jim Henson stitched muppet stinky hugs clamber wide eyed from home in gum tree scared away by Aussie flames...

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Have sympathy for poor old Beaker Was given away by his squeaker Miss Piggy he'd kissed "You're dead!" Kermit hissed So raced through the set like a streaker ------------------------------------------ 16th April 2017 Inspired by Lin Lane's poem: https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/muppets_in_the_soup___join_in_892703...

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Mrs Moppet decided to go to the beach as it was such a sunny day. Loading up her car with kids and picnic they set off singing as they went. The road was long and very twisty and half way there with a loud noise the car groaned to a halt. Oh my said Mrs Muppet as clouds of smoke rose up from...

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Bye Cookie Monster! Pointlessly martyred by the Political left....

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I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet Those things of wire and fur Brainwashed by a Muppet My life’s been ruined I’m sure I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet In Spanish too no doubt Brainwashed by a Muppet Just what’s this all about I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet By a frog that talks and sings Brainwashed by a Muppet I’m a puppet on their strings I’ve been...

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