Brainwashed By a Muppet

I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet Those things of wire and fur Brainwashed by a Muppet My life’s been ruined I’m sure I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet In Spanish too no doubt Brainwashed by a Muppet Just what’s this all about I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet By a frog that talks and sings Brainwashed by a Muppet I’m a puppet on their strings I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet They say a grouch ain’t nice Brainwashed by a Muppet They needn’t tell me twice I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet And a drummer none too stable Brainwashed by a Muppet When that rat said “Not my table” I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet I now know near from far Brainwashed by a Muppet And a pig who’s now a star I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet By those creatures all so sweet Brainwashed by a Muppet Right there on Sesame Street I’ve been brainwashed by a Muppet And I’m sure glad they did Brainwashed by a Muppet It’s a shame I’m just a kid Mdailey 12/6/11