Humorous Moving On Poems
These Humorous Moving On poems are examples of Moving On poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Moving On Humorous poems written by international poets.
Silent but DeadlySilent but Deadly (Written 2014)
In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that...
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moving on, fun, humorous, old,
Clocking out of Chaos
I needed a job to pay the bills
not knowing what I was getting into.
A telemarketing company if you can believe
selling pieces of Titanic’s carpet...
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moving on, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,
Five Days of Telephonic HellFive days of hell
on the phone, selling lies
and pieces of the Titanic carpet.
A sinking ship of a company
with a captain who gropes and leers
and a...
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moving on, abuse, anger, conflict, emotions,
Lyin' Tamer
She was called the Lyin’ Tamer.
Absurdity would enflame her.
She could spot a line
way back from foot nine.
She’d decline and who could blame her?...
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moving on, emotions, feelings, funny, giggle,
A Moving LimerickShe never liked it here this her confession
I knew all along I had a connection
her husband passed away
and the very next day
A rental truck in...
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moving on, death, funeral, relationship,
Why Can'T My Mirror UnderstandWhy can’t my mirror understand
...
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moving on, age, how i feel,
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moving on, crazy, cute, dream, food,
Away In An AsylumAway in an asylum
No release from his bed
Poor Fred can't escape
The loud voice in his head
The medic’s crowd round
By the bed where Fred lay
They...
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moving on, conflict, health, humorous, moving
One For the Road
lorna applebee is the name
her tale recurs always same
a phlebotomist and i
after twelve mai tai
elope a real bloody shame.
...
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moving on, break up, funny, funny
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moving on, bird, child, happy, life,
The Discovered BodyThere once was a man named Fred
Who found a body to dread
He said he'd protect
and never neglect
But the thing is the body was dead!...
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moving on, conflict, death, funny, hilarious,
Unlikely Duo
zoologist richard gale
met an old thief reading braille
demanding he steal
an elephant seal
instead rich got a narwhal.
...
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moving on, cheer up, fun, funny,
One Man's TrashMost of our cleaning:
Relocating stacks
From the sink
To the washer
To the shelves
From the racks
If all that you’re doing
Is moving the piles
There’s no end in sight
It...
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humorous, moving on,
The ClosetThe closet is my refuge
a place where I escape
from all of life's intrusions
to give my thoughts some shape.
To do what I came in for
it's needful...
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humorous, moving on, rude,
Big MistakeThe odd way you looked
At me when I booked
Our honeymoon flight
I expected tears
Joyous ecstasy.
Then, I first knew ...
Did not know...
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humorous, marriage, moving on,