Wife Monkey Poems

Peanuts slowly slid between the old man's fingers as he watched.
Unaware, his long time patrons smiled and greeted him as they passed.
The music stopping abruptly,
he...

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Once upon a time, there was a swift hunter
Chased deep into the distant dense forest
While searching for animals, he saw a tiger
Roaring, footslogging to a...

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once a wise monkey named stan
dreamt of becoming a man
so to fool all the rest
taped a note to his chest
my wife use to date tarzan.
...

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A Wedding Day

Cleaning the church is a privilege. 
I go every Saturday, humbly to serve. 
It is not a boast, it is small gratitude paid,...

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I thought I was dreaming when my wife said
"Darling a monkey you've got on your head"
I laughed and I said" have you had a tot"
"I'm...

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Cunningly swinging
On the trees of life
Playing his pranks
Winding up the wife

Enjoying every challenge
Using his brain
Owning it. Bossing it
Playing the game

He's a Chinese Monkey 
- a...

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Monkey
Stay off my back 
All I want is my stuff  back
My memories 
my family
my wife
my life 
My time all over again.
I’m not asking for...

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Monkey
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Dear Miss Monkey Manners, please help me if you can,
I’m having trouble with my fiancé and the “you know what” has hit the fan.
I am...

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My wife says I need glasses
But I don't think I do
Cause I fed that monkey a banana
One evening at the zoo

She said, "You know that's...

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My wife says I need glasses
But I don't think I do
All because I fed a monkey 
One evening at the zoo

She said, "You know that's...

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What walks here
Looking funny i tell ya
Something like a monkey without tail
I say monkey man
He smiles i tell ya
This monkey man
Wears a cloth
And owns a...

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