The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide
Notes About The Poem

A Monkey On My Head

I thought I was dreaming when my wife said "Darling a monkey you've got on your head" I laughed and I said" Have you had a tot" "I'm not joking" she said "And no I have not". We had a few stares as we walked along And thought to myself that something is wrong My head felt so strange 'twas heavy as lead Seems there was truth in what my wife said. Then a laughing young girl came up to me Her Phone at the ready for a selfie "Smile please" she said and a picture she took And said that the pic was going on Facebook. I told my Doc there's something wrong with me Looked at my head and said "Yes I can see" Gave me pills and said "Take three times a day Your monkeylitus should then go away" Next morning I woke up and sat up in bed The ape from the rock had gone from my head If you're thinking that this story's not true I've added a pic to prove it to you.
Written 15th June 2019
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Logan Avatar
February 5, 2021 at 4:33 AM
"Monkeylitus" lol, Tom. Love your poem and your plaid shorts!
Cunningham Avatar
February 5, 2021 at 5:02 AM
Thank you very much Jenna, it was a great experience for sure, id say them shorts are the loudest ones Ive got, normally go for plain and dark. Tom
Laurie Avatar
July 12, 2019 at 9:07 PM
G'day Tom … did you give the monkey your address? Enjoyed your true story and even truer photo - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
July 13, 2019 at 3:51 AM
Haha, no just a banana. Was an experience though. Tom
Romios Avatar
June 23, 2019 at 4:30 PM
This is terrific, Tom, as is the picture. You are such a talent! Panagiota
Cunningham Avatar
June 24, 2019 at 2:38 AM
Thanks Panagiota, happy you liked it. Tom.
Rodrigues Avatar
June 23, 2019 at 2:58 PM
Great poem to go with your priceless pic! Anything that doesn’t kill us makes a great poem ;)
Cunningham Avatar
June 24, 2019 at 2:36 AM
Thanks Kim, so true. Tom
Dietrich Avatar
June 19, 2019 at 10:04 PM
that is adorable , Tom!! Gosh, I was at the Rock in '74 and I do not remember anything about the monkeys. Now that I think about it, we just passed by Gibralter on our way to Africa. It was such a beautiful trip in my early college days.
Cunningham Avatar
June 20, 2019 at 1:58 AM
Thank you Andrea, every day food is taken up to them to prevent them coming down to the town and becoming a nuisance. Happy you liked it. Tom
Ball Avatar
June 18, 2019 at 8:00 AM
What a delightful story Tom. Too cute. I just loved it and the pic was super. One you will want to keep for sure. This really brought a smile to my face. God Bless, JB
Cunningham Avatar
June 18, 2019 at 10:44 PM
Thank you very much Judy, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Gondolf Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 5:46 PM
Enjoyed your humorous story, Tom, and the great pic. All the best. John
Cunningham Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 8:14 PM
Thank you John, happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Callus Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 3:01 PM
Thank you for an entertaining write, Tom! That photo will make the rounds for generations to come! Regards // paul
Cunningham Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 3:13 PM
Thank you Paul, it was a memorable experience for sure. Glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Onclaud Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 2:31 PM
i'm grinning ear to ear, tom...we are on the same boat; i got a bad anthropoid ( mosquito) allergy from my trip... amazing poem and pic... huggs
Cunningham Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 3:11 PM
Thanks' very much Nette, I was just looking at some old pics and that one jumped out at me, its true,you can write a poem about anything. Hope you had a good trip.
Wolf Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 9:51 AM
Thought you were monkeying around here, but there is that pic, isn't there?! Thanks for the smiles, Tom. ~ Gershon
Cunningham Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 12:00 PM
Thanks Gershon, they can turn quickly if you provoke them in anyway but if you just keep still they are ok. Tom
Andresen Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 6:51 AM
- These monkeys are not afraid of people ... really they are a bit cheeky ... a fun poem and picture ,Tom :) - I did not come into the soup yesterday ... posted two small poems on Friday ... they "disappeared far down" in the list :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Cunningham Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 11:57 AM
Thanks Anne, no they're not, that's for sure, big crash yesterday, just as well you didn't come on. Will check out yours. Tom.
Bauer Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 7:36 PM
ha! a delightful telling of your story, tom, with a perfect picture to match! i enjoyed...
Cunningham Avatar
January 24, 2020 at 1:46 PM
Thanks Ilene. Tom
Lamoureux Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 8:29 AM
A fun one Tom. Is it better than a monkey on your back?
Cunningham Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 8:32 AM
Thank you Richard, not the monkey I got to worry about its my wife. Lol. Tom.
Pandit Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 7:17 AM
A fun read Tom from start to finish..awesome photo..memories made for ever!
Cunningham Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 8:31 AM
Thank you Vijay, was looking at that pic this morning and my muse took over. Tom
Sands Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 6:23 AM
Wow, what a great photo and poem Tom! That is quite the experience :)
Cunningham Avatar
June 15, 2019 at 8:29 AM
Thank you Heidi, it certainly was. Tom
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace