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Funny Money Poems

These Funny Money poems are examples of Money poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Money Funny poems written by international poets.


Money
A long verse on an even longer subject

The eye of most everything is money
Their power over us is unsurpassed
Hey, got the dough? May call me...

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© Ed Kay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money,



Premium Member All in a Day
too soon
this moon

day’s chores
some scores

most not
forgot

deplete
need sleep

morning
warning

disarm
alarm

same old
sixfold

more work
can’t shirk

no fun
undone

work sucks
need bucks...

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Categories: funny, money, nonsense, silly,

Premium Member 'A' is for 'Awful,' 'C' is for 'Cookie'
   Once I ate a defective Oreo
   I’d imported from Lower Borneo
       I’d spent too...

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Categories: food, money, sick,

Premium Member It's Not Whether You Win or Lose - O, Dang, Yes It Is
         Pony-up, you owe the money
           Your...

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Categories: games, money,

Some people
Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

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© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, death, freedom, humanity, life,



No longer funny
Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're...

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Categories: journey, money, morning, youth,

Premium Member You Can't Fool Your Money
You hear it from your neighbour
And on the street as well
So do yourself a favour
Forget the news they tell 
But what may seem most funny
Regardless...

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Categories: blue, money, political,

Premium Member Do some s plaining
As a young child I fondly recall
tuning into Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball.
Their chemistry was great and brought
many a guffaw.
Lucy always stumbled in to comical...

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Categories: america, corruption, money, perspective,

A Quarter Short
I rarely pay for things in cash,
Although some stores prefer it.
They charge more for a credit card,
So customers deter it.

But at the local bagel shop,
I...

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Categories: money,

Premium Member God of Money
Welcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, desire, sin,

Premium Member Glenn Hughes: God of Money
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          Welcome to the land of...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Some People
Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

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© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, society,

If I sing songs
If I sing songs lined with honey 
Will you let me be your bunny? 
     Let my hands make your heart...

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Categories: money, cute love, emotions, funny

Fast Food
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
Jack let...

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Categories: food, funny, metaphor, money,

Twenties; A Degree with No Job
 Haha, must be funny,
How I had substantial dreams for my early 20s,
I believed I would have an excellent life!
With a good job, 
And possibly...

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Categories: confusion, education, money,


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