Funny Money Poems
These Funny Money poems are examples of Money poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Money Funny poems written by international poets.
No longer funny Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're...
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Categories:
journey, money, morning, youth,
You Can't Fool Your MoneyYou hear it from your neighbour
And on the street as well
So do yourself a favour
Forget the news they tell
But what may seem most funny
Regardless...
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Categories:
blue, money, political,
Do some s plainingAs a young child I fondly recall
tuning into Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball.
Their chemistry was great and brought
many a guffaw.
Lucy always stumbled in to comical...
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Categories:
america, corruption, money, perspective,
A Quarter ShortI rarely pay for things in cash,
Although some stores prefer it.
They charge more for a credit card,
So customers deter it.
But at the local bagel shop,
I...
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Categories:
money,
God of MoneyWelcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...
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Categories:
money, desire, sin,
Glenn Hughes: God of Money~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to the land of...
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Categories:
money, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,
Some PeopleSome people
Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...
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Categories:
money, society,
If I sing songs If I sing songs lined with honey
Will you let me be your bunny?
Let my hands make your heart...
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Categories:
money, cute love, emotions, funny
Fast Food
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
Jack let...
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Categories:
food, funny, metaphor, money,
Twenties; A Degree with No Job Haha, must be funny,
How I had substantial dreams for my early 20s,
I believed I would have an excellent life!
With a good job,
And possibly...
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Categories:
confusion, education, money,
EntitledI can't believe your audacity
Well actually!
Your so consumed with rapcisty
The bling life has blinded you
You can't even see what's Infront of you
Who even are you?...
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Categories:
august, corruption, integrity, money,
Categories:
allegory, humor, money, parody,
Who's Laughing NowShe wore her skirt short,
her lingerie to be seen.
Such sights aplenty!
Gawking, gawping eyes
lusted at shear nudity.
They burned with hunger.
She proudly stood in
ruffled edges of cheap...
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Categories:
funny, giggle, humorous, money,
You Can Bank On ItAnother bank going down the drain,
You may laugh, I don't think it's funny.
They tell us all we're not to worry,
But what's happened to all my...
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Categories:
money,
They Know Who
They Know Who
(Has The Money)
By: Miracle Man
7/13/2023
I’m long past the age where,
those younger, look past me as if I don’t exist.
Some even dare to stare,
often...
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Categories:
age, humor, money,