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Funny Money Poems

These Funny Money poems are examples of Money poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Money Funny poems written by international poets.

I can't believe your audacity
Well actually!
Your so consumed with rapcisty
The bling life has blinded you
You can't even see what's Infront of you

Who even are you?...

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© Sarah Cope  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: august, corruption, integrity, money,

Premium Member Dollar Dance

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Categories: allegory, humor, money, parody,

Premium Member Who's Laughing Now
She wore her skirt short,
her lingerie to be seen.
Such sights aplenty!

Gawking, gawping eyes
lusted at shear nudity.
They burned with hunger.

She proudly stood in
ruffled edges of cheap...

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Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, money,

Premium Member You Can Bank On It
Another bank going down the drain,

You may laugh, I don't think it's funny.

They tell us all we're not to worry,

But what's happened to all my...

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Categories: money,

Premium Member I Went Lampshade Shopping
I am taking a trip to an antique store,                ...

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Categories: books, fun, humor, money,

Premium Member Money
Quote By Poet "Money like honey is sweet to taste but money can sting you."

If money was the way
we would be happy everyday
then why are...

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Categories: money, blue, food, happy, health,

Premium Member They Know Who
They Know Who
(Has The Money)
By: Miracle Man

I’m long past the age where,
those younger, look past me as if I don’t exist.
Some even dare to stare,

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, humor, money,

When Door Has No Curtain
A door we meet and expect curtain
“Door, where the Heavens is your Captain?”
Doors should not corners be cutting,
Out the secrets in a room jutting…

When your...

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Categories: money, dark, house, perspective, relationship,

Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Viii
by Michael R. Burch

& astound,
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly

The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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Categories: money, fun, funny, funny love,

Two Worlds
Welcome, to the realm of wonder
Meaning an alley around the corner
Of a market street, where Kings and Queens
Satisfy their needs by monetary means
While they live...

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© Pim Fool  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, funny, home, humanity, humorous,

Always Count Your Money
The money given to you, please, count,
Even if the giver were a fount
And his trusted Nice Nickname "Money,"
For if you got shortchanged 'Not funny!'
He'd waited...

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Categories: business, cry, money, wisdom,

Money Lost
I had some money, was it taken by some ghost,
Wanted pancakes but now can only afford toast.
Was it the notorious kid next-door,
Or some theif who...

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© Niya Star  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member To Lisa and Joel
Monkeys make the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Monkeys make the world go round
They make the world go round.
Vervet, howler, capuchin

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Categories: animal, fun, funny, money,

Economic Sea
Amidst the world of commerce and trade
Lies the foundation of our daily brigade
Economy, the heart of our monetary system
A complex structure that we can't help...

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Categories: business, money,

A Journey With a Funny Attorney
All were ready for the journey,
With us a funny attorney!
Each time he spoke dropped the funny
Like comedians out for money.
"No beauty is spared the horny"

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Categories: money, celebrity, character, love, people,