Funny Money Poems
These Funny Money poems are examples of Money poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Money Funny poems written by international poets.
MoneyA long verse on an even longer subject
The eye of most everything is money
Their power over us is unsurpassed
Hey, got the dough? May call me...
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money,
All in a Day
too soon
this moon
day’s chores
some scores
most not
forgot
deplete
need sleep
morning
warning
disarm
alarm
same old
sixfold
more work
can’t shirk
no fun
undone
work sucks
need bucks...
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funny, money, nonsense, silly,
'A' is for 'Awful,' 'C' is for 'Cookie'
Once I ate a defective Oreo
I’d imported from Lower Borneo
I’d spent too...
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food, money, sick,
It's Not Whether You Win or Lose - O, Dang, Yes It Is
Pony-up, you owe the money
Your...
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games, money,
Some peopleSome people
Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...
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money, death, freedom, humanity, life,
No longer funny Now that I've no money,
You said I'm a monkey,
You now think it's funny,
But it's no way funky.
You said I'm a donkey,
That's no longer swankie,
'Cos you're...
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Categories:
journey, money, morning, youth,
You Can't Fool Your MoneyYou hear it from your neighbour
And on the street as well
So do yourself a favour
Forget the news they tell
But what may seem most funny
Regardless...
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blue, money, political,
Do some s plainingAs a young child I fondly recall
tuning into Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball.
Their chemistry was great and brought
many a guffaw.
Lucy always stumbled in to comical...
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america, corruption, money, perspective,
A Quarter ShortI rarely pay for things in cash,
Although some stores prefer it.
They charge more for a credit card,
So customers deter it.
But at the local bagel shop,
I...
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money,
God of MoneyWelcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...
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money, desire, sin,
Glenn Hughes: God of Money~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome to the land of...
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money, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,
Some PeopleSome people
Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...
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money, society,
If I sing songs If I sing songs lined with honey
Will you let me be your bunny?
Let my hands make your heart...
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money, cute love, emotions, funny
Fast Food
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
Jack let...
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food, funny, metaphor, money,
Twenties; A Degree with No Job Haha, must be funny,
How I had substantial dreams for my early 20s,
I believed I would have an excellent life!
With a good job,
And possibly...
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confusion, education, money,