Get Your Premium Membership

Funny Money Poems

These Funny Money poems are examples of Money poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Money Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member God of Money
Welcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...

Read More
© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, desire, sin,



Premium Member Glenn Hughes: God of Money
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~          

          Welcome to the land of...

Read More
© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Coin-Operated Despair
The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

Read More
Categories: money, candy, cry, emotions, funny,

Some People
Some people


Some people are so poor all they have is money.
Some people see all the doors and still they choose the wrong one.
It’s tragic, not...

Read More
© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: money, society,

Premium Member Valentine's Day Is Xmas For Lovers
We all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...

Read More
Categories: money, christmas, dream, flower, heart,



If I sing songs
If I sing songs lined with honey 
Will you let me be your bunny? 
     Let my hands make your heart...

Read More
Categories: money, cute love, emotions, funny

Premium Member Fast Food
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
Jack let...

Read More
Categories: food, funny, metaphor, money,

Twenties; A Degree with No Job
 Haha, must be funny,
How I had substantial dreams for my early 20s,
I believed I would have an excellent life!
With a good job, 
And possibly...

Read More
Categories: confusion, education, money,

Entitled
I can't believe your audacity
Well actually!
Your so consumed with rapcisty
The bling life has blinded you
You can't even see what's Infront of you

Who even are you?...

Read More
© Sarah Cope  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: august, corruption, integrity, money,

Premium Member Dollar Dance
.
                        A...

Read More
Categories: allegory, humor, money, parody,

Premium Member Who's Laughing Now
She wore her skirt short,
her lingerie to be seen.
Such sights aplenty!

Gawking, gawping eyes
lusted at shear nudity.
They burned with hunger.

She proudly stood in
ruffled edges of cheap...

Read More
Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, money,

Premium Member You Can Bank On It
Another bank going down the drain,

You may laugh, I don't think it's funny.

They tell us all we're not to worry,

But what's happened to all my...

Read More
Categories: money,

Premium Member I Went Lampshade Shopping
I am taking a trip to an antique store,                ...

Read More
Categories: books, fun, humor, money,

Premium Member Money
Quote By Poet "Money like honey is sweet to taste but money can sting you."

If money was the way
we would be happy everyday
then why are...

Read More
Categories: money, blue, food, happy, health,

Premium Member They Know Who
They Know Who
(Has The Money)
By: Miracle Man
7/13/2023

I’m long past the age where,
those younger, look past me as if I don’t exist.
Some even dare to stare,
often...

Read More
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: age, humor, money,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things