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Minister Poems - Poems about Minister

Limericks Written In A Country Churchyard
There once was a sensitive vicar, who said, "I'm not one to bicker, but the peal of that bell, makes me feel quite unwell, and plays merry hell with my ticker." An incensed old soul by the spire, preaching incense-igniting to the choir, exclaimed, "There is but one catch, when striking a match, don't set your surplice on fire." A parson spoke from the nave, "Spend...

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Categories: minister, humorous, philosophy, poems,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member FAITH IN GOD WHO EMPOWERS US TO MINISTER UNTO HIM
May 6 Faith in God Bible Meditations Based on 1Chronicles 15-17 Key Verse – 1Chronicles 15:2 Then David said, None ought to carry the ark of God but the Levites: for them hath the LORD chosen to carry the ark of God, and to minister unto him for ever. FAITH IN GOD WHO EMPOWERS US TO MINISTER...

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Categories: minister, bible, blessing, christian, faith,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member FAITH IN GOD WHO ENABLES US TO MINISTER IN HIS HOUSE
May 2 Faith in God Bible Meditations Based on 1Chronicles Key Verse – 1Chronicles 6:32 And they ministered before the dwelling place of the tabernacle of the congregation with singing, until Solomon had built the house of the LORD in Jerusalem: and then they waited on their office according to their order. FAITH IN GOD WHO ENABLES...

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Categories: minister, appreciation, bible, blessing, christian,
Form: Quatrain
Stammering Keir Starmer
Stammering Keir Starmer.... This Keir Starmer, He's a Grandma harmer, Not a ganja farmer. He's a Bit of a dahmer, Here in Britain, Nothings calmer, Like this Man, Is a body embalmer. Where's his charm-a, A political armor, In the House of Commons, He’s a drama armer. Policies not tighter, A non-future igniter, In the UK scene, He’s a headline writer. In this war though, He's No kind of fighter. His future's...

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Categories: minister, angst, corruption, grief, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
The Mother of Parliament-- REALLY
I just watched Prime Ministers question time, What a noise like monkeys trying to mime. The speaker sits up in her chair, Both sides shout the row filling the air. This is the place from which our country is run, To say it's run is really just a great big pun. The MP's are there just for personal glory, They don't really...

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Categories: minister, business, class, culture, future,
Form: Rhyme



A MINISTER RETIRES: SOLILOQUY
A MINISTER RETIRES : SOLILOQUY I arise as infant Phoenix from Akasha ashes counterparts frozen with foibles intact a still Arctic of death sheath for recalibration Source Light breathes into fontanelle slowly sleepily Sekmet my doula in full attendance mane of flaming gold rebirthing is a peeling Eye of Horus given a new sphere fringed with...

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Categories: minister, change, character, emotions, extended
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Minister of the Street
He ministers to his congregation the lame, the numb and the broken On random street corners they gather To watch him perform, they’d rather – Than rattle their cup for a quarter ...

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Categories: minister, devotion, poverty, sound, voice,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The New Minister is Weird
Bet she knows she is odd the church crone says. I am confused “Who?” The new minister. I look around, still have no clue where or who she is. “Lady in blue polka dotted shirt,” the crone hisses. I finally spot her, sitting behind a potted plant. “She is the new minister?” Head nod, the crone’s eyes are more snake-like than I...

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Categories: minister, christian,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member PRAISE BE TO GOD WHO ENABLES US TO MINISTER
January 27 Praises to God Bible Meditations Based on Exodus 28-30 Key Verse – Exodus 28:35 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the LORD… PRAISE BE TO GOD WHO ENABLES US TO MINISTER Praise be to God for enabling us to...

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Categories: minister, bible, blessing, christian, faith,
Form: Alliteration
At the Edge
AT THE EDGE Red velvet I step into the abyss If I choose I see crystal clear at the edge Ancient cries of turmoil Grips of control, men being boys Boys being men On the other side of the edge White eagles fly to the right or in circles Owls hoot as they please Silver stars beckon endlessly A Prince leans from a window...

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Categories: minister, change, creation, deep, extended
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sinister Minister
Here lie the remains of a minister To the ladies he did administer His charms never lacking, He was seldom slacking But his motives seemed somehow sinister. Written November 18, 2022...

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Categories: minister, fun, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Prime Minister Everyone Hates
Let the people vote for our leader show Liz Truss we do not need her a position of power growing weaker can you dream if you’re not a believer What if the people have lost confidence and don’t want the Tories dictating events we don’t want leaders who lack any sense everyone now has to...

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Categories: minister, england, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Minister Ran Out Screaming
The church ladies had a head committee that met at tables. They started out at houses – Lee’s, Annabelle and Mable’s. But eventually they returned to the church to snip and chat. The young minister ran past them as they chewed the fat. They liked to over plan, to negotiate, to argue and fuss. They could easily get into a...

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Categories: minister, christian,
Form: Rhyme
Minister and the Sinister
I cannot find The Excellent In what is Largely Repellent: If one swam a cold river, One was liable to shiver… I won`t heed Lord`s Minister, Who dwells on The Sinister: Often about Mortuary Rather than Clean Sanctuary: Neglected Nude Sinner`s Corpse Which on trodden bare floor drops! Your Priests who watch White Clerics Have never heard them drop...

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Categories: minister, character, confusion, god, religion,
Form: Rhyme
Sinister Minister With a Blister
Sinister Sinner Who Became a Minister wore big blister was sinister minister became senator a legal tender minister an offender had been big spender minister spinster with a good looking sister hard to resist her had been beginner then he cooked a great dinner now a real winner sailed with spinnaker when a big wind did occur hard to endure...

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Categories: minister, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku

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