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'Crime Minister' Someday

     Young Todd pinched his bankers’ certificate
     Forged two more, so he had a triplicate

         Now Todd would fulfill his dream
         ‘Good old boys’ downplayed his scheme  

  

Limericks Written In A Country Churchyard

There once was a sensitive vicar,
who said, "I'm not one to bicker,
but the peal of that bell,
makes me feel quite unwell,
and plays merry hell with my ticker."

An incensed old soul by the spire,
preaching incense-igniting to the choir,
exclaimed, "There is but one catch,
when striking a match,
don't set your surplice on fire."

A parson spoke from the nave,
"Spend

FAITH IN GOD WHO EMPOWERS US TO MINISTER UNTO HIM

May 6 Faith in God Bible Meditations Based on 1Chronicles 15-17

Key Verse – 1Chronicles 15:2 Then David said, None ought to carry the ark of God but the Levites: for them hath the LORD chosen to carry the ark of God, and to minister unto him for ever.
	
FAITH IN GOD WHO EMPOWERS US 
TO MINISTER

FAITH IN GOD WHO ENABLES US TO MINISTER IN HIS HOUSE

May 2 Faith in God Bible Meditations Based on 1Chronicles

Key Verse – 1Chronicles 6:32 And they ministered before the dwelling place of the tabernacle of the congregation with singing, until Solomon had built the house of the LORD in Jerusalem: and then they waited on their office according to their order.
	
FAITH IN GOD WHO ENABLES

Stammering Keir Starmer

Stammering Keir Starmer.... 

This Keir Starmer,
He's a Grandma harmer,
Not a ganja farmer.
He's a Bit of a dahmer,
Here in Britain,
Nothings calmer,
Like this Man,
Is a body embalmer.
Where's his charm-a,
A political armor,
In the House of Commons,
He’s a drama armer. 

Policies not tighter,
A non-future igniter,
In the UK scene,
He’s a headline writer.
In this war though,
He's No kind of fighter.
His future's

The Mother of Parliament-- REALLY

I just watched Prime Ministers question time,
What a noise like monkeys trying to mime.

The speaker sits up in her chair,
Both sides shout the row filling the air.

This is the place from which our country is run,
To say it's run is really just a great big pun.

The MP's are there just for personal glory,
They don't really

A MINISTER RETIRES: SOLILOQUY

A MINISTER RETIRES :  
SOLILOQUY 

I arise as infant Phoenix 
from Akasha ashes 
counterparts frozen 
with foibles intact
a still Arctic of death
sheath for recalibration 

Source Light breathes into 
fontanelle slowly sleepily  
Sekmet my doula  
in full attendance 
mane of flaming gold
rebirthing is a peeling

Eye of Horus given a 
new sphere fringed 
with

Minister of the Street

   He ministers to his congregation
      the lame, the numb and the broken
   On random street corners they gather
      To watch him perform, they’d rather – 

   Than rattle their cup for a quarter
     

The New Minister is Weird

Bet she knows she is odd the church crone says.
I am confused “Who?”
The new minister.
I look around, still have no clue where or who she is.
“Lady in blue polka dotted shirt,” the crone hisses.
I finally spot her, sitting behind a potted plant.
“She is the new minister?”
Head nod, the crone’s eyes are more snake-like than I

PRAISE BE TO GOD WHO ENABLES US TO MINISTER

January 27 Praises to God Bible Meditations Based on Exodus 28-30

Key Verse – Exodus 28:35 And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when he goeth in unto the holy place before the LORD…

PRAISE BE TO GOD WHO ENABLES US TO MINISTER	

Praise be to God for enabling us to

At the Edge

AT THE EDGE

Red velvet I step into the abyss
If I choose 
I see crystal clear at the edge 
Ancient cries of turmoil
Grips of control, men being boys
Boys being men

On the other side of the edge
White eagles fly to the right
or in circles
Owls hoot as they please
Silver stars beckon endlessly 

A Prince leans from a window

Sinister Minister

Here lie the remains of a minister
To the ladies he did administer
His charms never lacking,
He was seldom slacking
But his motives seemed somehow sinister.

Written November 18, 2022

A Prime Minister Everyone Hates

Let the people vote for our leader 
show Liz Truss we do not need her 
a position of power growing weaker 
can you dream if you’re not a believer 

What if the people have lost confidence 
and don’t want the Tories dictating events 
we don’t want leaders who lack any sense 
everyone now has to

The Minister Ran Out Screaming

The church ladies had a head committee that met at tables.
They started out at houses – Lee’s, Annabelle and Mable’s.
But eventually they returned to the church to snip and chat.
The young minister ran past them as they chewed the fat.

They liked to over plan, to negotiate, to argue and fuss.
They could easily get into a

Minister and the Sinister

I cannot find The Excellent 
In what is Largely Repellent:
If one swam a cold river, 
One was liable to shiver…

I won`t heed Lord`s Minister, 
Who dwells on The Sinister:
Often about Mortuary 
Rather than Clean Sanctuary: 
Neglected Nude Sinner`s Corpse 
Which on trodden bare floor drops!

Your Priests who watch White Clerics 
Have never heard them drop

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