Funny Military Poems
These Funny Military poems are examples of Military poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Military Funny poems written by international poets.
You are Safe now DearTrying to remind myself that I'm safe
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing
traumatic events forced upon my space
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...
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anxiety, health, meaningful, military,
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION ARLINGTON HEIGHTS ILLINOISCRISIS SESSION FBI HUMAN RESOURCE DIVISION NON-REDACTED
FBI: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY
AGENT BROWN: HELLO THIS IS AGANT BROWN AND THAT DARK PLACE IS RETURNING AGAIN...
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military, america, analogy, anxiety, mental
Overheard On the Parade Grounds"Oh, look, my little Johnny is the only one in step"....
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funny, military,
Out of KilterOne day a piper, with stylish intent,
Wore a tartan kilt, in full regiment.
But with far...
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military, music, soldier, tribute,
Admin InspectionHigh summer at the Regiment,
Admin Inspection coming around
So they placed a little saluting base
At the edge of the Parade Ground.
A coco matting covered floor
On a...
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funny, humor, military, nostalgia,
Section 69Catch 22 was fiction
Appealing to a humour like mine
But there was nothing very funny
About Section 69.
The army ran on regulations.
Obey them and you'd be fine
But,...
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military, confusion, crazy, humor, irony,
Military OfficersI've met with Major Problem
To discuss a business problem
But his brother General Problem
Was so jealous, it's a problem
For he thought that...
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military, funny,
Big JimHeaven help
The unfortunate bloke
Who got caught
By a big Jim joke
I heard laughing voices and wondered why
Then surfaced from gonk under open sky
Didn’t take very long...
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humor, military, soldier,
Quiet Down the Mountain - Dogging the WatchThe morning sun’s oppressive; a nasty b*tch in heat on Rizal Avenue,
Where vendors hawk their cigarettes, baloot, and dog meat barbecue.
The jeepneys buzz the intersection...
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military, allegory, angst, break up,
The CureThe Cure
They gave me pills today.
They wanted to give me a shot.
I took both,
but now I wonder... Why?
I went by the store,...
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america, angel, anxiety, military,
Military Duck W-Anting DessertPopcorn
stillborn
Colonel
kernal
Combat
dessert
Army
charming
Uncooked
good luck
quack quack
says duck
10/12/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...
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military, adventure, analogy, character, environment,
Preserve the Rights of Everyone ElseJelly bean warships judiciously cheering for the enemy?
The old timers do not understand this unnaturalness.
“It is an inescapable truth today,” Sgt. Mars Bar told them.
“We...
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age, funny, humorous, military,
Inside D DayINSIDE D DAY
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
The weather is really lousy rained all day
I’m so nervous and edgy, I’m learning to pray
We are prepped and ready to...
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anniversary, history, men, military,
Tit 4 TatThe Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two...
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military, funny, lust, relationship, rude,
A New Year's Eve Message---From HellFive years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I resolved to love forever,
Weeks later, the mailman came,
My draft notice arrived.
Four years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I wished...
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holiday, military, new year,