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Funny Military Poems

These Funny Military poems are examples of Military poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Military Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member You are Safe now Dear
Trying to remind myself that I'm safe 
knowing I'm on the verge of crashing 
traumatic events forced upon my space 
terrorist threats identity fraud blinding...

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Categories: anxiety, health, meaningful, military,



Premium Member FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION ARLINGTON HEIGHTS ILLINOIS
CRISIS SESSION FBI HUMAN RESOURCE DIVISION NON-REDACTED
FBI: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY

AGENT BROWN: HELLO THIS IS AGANT BROWN AND THAT DARK PLACE IS RETURNING AGAIN...

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Categories: military, america, analogy, anxiety, mental

Premium Member Overheard On the Parade Grounds
"Oh, look, my little Johnny is the only one in step"....

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Categories: funny, military,

Out of Kilter
One day a piper, with stylish intent,
     Wore a tartan kilt, in full regiment.
     But with far...

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Categories: military, music, soldier, tribute,

Admin Inspection
High summer at the Regiment,
Admin Inspection coming around
So they placed a little saluting base
At the edge of the Parade Ground.
A coco matting covered floor
On a...

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Categories: funny, humor, military, nostalgia,



Section 69
Catch 22 was fiction
Appealing to a humour like mine
But there was nothing very funny
About Section 69.

The army ran on regulations.
Obey them and you'd be fine
But,...

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Categories: military, confusion, crazy, humor, irony,

Military Officers
I've met with Major Problem 
To discuss a business problem 
But his brother General Problem 
Was so jealous, it's a problem 
For he thought that...

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Categories: military, funny,

Big Jim
Heaven help
The unfortunate bloke
Who got caught
By a big Jim joke

I heard laughing voices and wondered why
Then surfaced from gonk under open sky
Didn’t take very long...

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Categories: humor, military, soldier,

Premium Member Quiet Down the Mountain - Dogging the Watch
The morning sun’s oppressive; a nasty b*tch in heat on Rizal Avenue,
Where vendors hawk their cigarettes, baloot, and dog meat barbecue.
The jeepneys buzz the intersection...

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Categories: military, allegory, angst, break up,

Premium Member The Cure
The Cure

They gave me pills today. 
They wanted to give me a shot. 
I took both, 
but now I wonder... Why?

I went by the store,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, angel, anxiety, military,

Premium Member Military Duck W-Anting Dessert
Popcorn 
stillborn 

Colonel 
kernal

Combat 
dessert

Army 
charming

Uncooked 
good luck
 
quack quack 
says duck

10/12/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Categories: military, adventure, analogy, character, environment,

Premium Member Preserve the Rights of Everyone Else
Jelly bean warships judiciously cheering for the enemy?
The old timers do not understand this unnaturalness.
“It is an inescapable truth today,” Sgt. Mars Bar told them.
“We...

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Categories: age, funny, humorous, military,

Inside D Day
INSIDE D DAY
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS


The weather is really lousy rained all day
I’m so nervous and edgy, I’m learning to pray
We are prepped and ready to...

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Categories: anniversary, history, men, military,

Tit 4 Tat
The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two...

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Categories: military, funny, lust, relationship, rude,

A New Year's Eve Message---From Hell
Five years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I resolved to love forever,
Weeks later, the mailman came,
My draft notice arrived.

Four years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I wished...

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Categories: holiday, military, new year,


Book: Shattered Sighs