Out of Kilter

One day a piper, with stylish intent,
     Wore a tartan kilt, in full regiment.
     But with far too much swagger,
     He sat down on his dagger.
     Now he laments, in a high pitched accent.

     5 / 4 / 2023.
     Sponsor Tania Kitchin.
     A Funny Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest.

     In full regiment, means, without under garments.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Allison Avatar
May 11, 2023 at 5:51 AM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
Lawless Avatar
May 8, 2023 at 4:52 AM
His voice is now up their with the wail of the pipes......
Fowler Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 6:02 PM
hahaha George. Congratulations on your win! :)
Lane Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Oh, George... this one is fantastic humor. Well done!
Dietrich Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 3:52 PM
oh my, now that is one great limerick. Big congrats on your win
Kitchin Avatar
May 7, 2023 at 1:23 PM
George, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny and clever limerick!
Allison Avatar
May 4, 2023 at 8:15 AM
omg hahaha this is so darn funny George - wish i'd thought of it!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
Allison Avatar
May 4, 2023 at 8:15 AM
the title is genius too!
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