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Funny Middle School Poems

These Funny Middle School poems are examples of Middle School poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Middle School Funny poems written by international poets.

Mr Toast
Mr. Toast

There was a person whose name was Mr. Toast,
A man put him in a toaster for him to roast,
But he got burnt,
And became a...

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Categories: children, funny, middle school,

Premium Member Middle School Math Teacher
Should I become a middle school math or English teacher?
Leave my bed early in the morning and return with test papers to grade.
With what authority...

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Categories: middle school, joy, love, magic, math,

The Brain - Homeschool Humour
We've all got a brain, you know
Though it cannot quite be seen
It stays imprisoned within our skulls
To be heard, it's very keen
It often finds it's...

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Categories: middle school, children, education, funny, humor,

Survival in middle school
Alarm rings as cock a doodle doo
Mama shouts get ready for school
Jumped out of bed and wore uniform soon
Went to the bus as fast as...

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Categories: middle school, 11th grade, 8th grade,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: middle school, 12th grade, character, hope,

Meow, Meow: bang, bang parody
I was old when he was a baby
my feline loved me ardently, but he drove me crazy.

He loved to play at midnight when everyone slept,

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Categories: middle school, animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Lickety Split
L ittle voices, rising in volume and pitch
I mploring teacher, begs all available aids to help pop 
C oats, hats, muffs, mitts, sweaters, gloves, socks,...

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Categories: middle school, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

I Have Two Loves
I have two loves
And I can't decide
Which one to pick

One love is
My boyfriend
I asked him out
Last Wednesday
He's funny
A complete gentleman
And loves music
We can laugh about...

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Categories: middle school, best friend, boyfriend, confusion,

Unrequited true love, part one
Now I don’t know if I really learned about love
Or if I got to explore what it’s made of
Is it a warm feeling when you...

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Categories: middle school, crush, feelings, first love,

Cheesecake Lover
Who is she?
She is a seventh grader
Plays softball
Wears glasses
She lives and loves cheesecake
Chaddar cheese
Mac n' cheese
Who is she?...

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Categories: middle school, best friend, character, friend,

Bladder Problems in Class
Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using...

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Categories: middle school, anger, childhood, class, confusion,

Oodles of Joy
"Oodles of Joy"
In the morning of everyday i 
I make a food that's really 
Crunch'em, rip'em, and pour'em out 
As saliva pools form in my...

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Categories: middle school, black african american, child,