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Funny Me Poems

These Funny Me poems are examples of Me poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Me Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member When I Am Old
It is not a matter of when at all
for I am in my old age, the young-old
stage, in a couple of years middle-old.
My memory still...

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Categories: me, old,



Premium Member Let Me Tell You Bout The Nerd And The Bees
My Famous Favorite Poet,

One day, I'll write like you own it.
Your gorgeously written sonnet,
Mines are like bees in my bonnet.
Words hum dimly and don't brighten,
Yours...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: me, poetry, poets,

Forgive me
Forgive me my dearest friend please,                   ...

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Categories: me, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Sometimes it's just about me
I know it may sound funny
It's just how I feel
Somethings I have to do in life is just about me
I have found that every path...

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Categories: me, 9th grade,

Walls Are Useful Things
That neighbour has just banged his door.
Again yet again and yet again.
I, a one of superior quality, wish to beat
his barking bonce against the wall...

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Categories: break up, discrimination, me,



Premium Member BORN THIS WAY
BORN THIS WAY

Some people say I’m cheeky and that’s okay
I don’t care what they say, I was born this way
I can’t be like somebody else
I...

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Categories: confidence, fun, happy, me,

Caught me off-guard
Your eyes prevent me from thinking a lot,
yet let you prey on my mind.
Cannot really describe the happiness they plot
Because in my mind, there is...

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Categories: me, cute love,

I Followed The Path
I followed the path because I recognised it
as the path that followed me
sunlight made the pebbles paler 
as I made them darker like a shadow

I...

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Categories: me, angst, anxiety, depression, introspection,

Apologists Crack Me Up
Apologists Are Too Funny

Apologists have been saying for 2000 years,
Jesus will return, you can dry your tears.
But they have always been making this claim,
About the...

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© LR Waldman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: me, religion,

Premium Member Instructions on how to love me
Love me like you only have 3 hours to live and I'm 5 hours away
Let your heart listen to my dreams, so you can hear...

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Categories: me, adventure, art, cute love,

Tea With A Handshake
Crossroads in the desert sands swirls,
an orb whirls around as clouds gather,
lightning bolt violet violently twirls,
roads crack with shotgun thunder.

Visage a pearl cascades as she...

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Categories: me, art, conflict, crazy, dark,

Premium Member U might KNOW OF ME BY MY WEAR-
You might know me by my wear;
Sorely I stand before me, yet the me not really me, yet surely be
if you were to open door...

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Categories: me, analogy, appreciation, character, funny,

Quiet on Silhouette
Florid banshees recoiled, neck and hankering sneer.

A succinctly exuberant suggestion when selective.

Came on, fell flat with laconic ornamentation.

A miniature jaunt, interment; glove comparted.

Pin-striped foxtails attuned...

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Categories: me, dedication, devotion, endurance, extended

I wrote 27 pages about them but not me
**Veronica, 14**
She likes to wear short t-shirts and make up.
Yesterday she was talking about boys not stopping messaging her on the phone.
She likes to chew...

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Categories: me, 8th grade,

God do you want to show me that he wants that everything is normal again?
The prayer to god I did was: 
,,Please make him forgive me god, please, make him think about the positive things, that they will a...

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Categories: me, 8th grade,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things