Wake Up Dead
...The greatest invention since sliced bread
We've invented many things as onward we tread
Like flush toilets
And shoe eyelets
Meatballs with mashers hope I don't wake up dead...
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Categories:
mashers, humor,
Form: Limerick
Dollar Store
...The in-store music is country-slow,
the vibes twangy.
I pick through the tack and tinsel,
dig for rough diamonds.
Squeezing past other consumers,
sharp showers of oven scourers.
A toilet brush,...
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Categories:
mashers, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
Exotic Dancer
...Do people think you are sleazy and bad,
since the day you replied to that want ad?
The words were in black and white, and plain.
“No Experience Necessary, We Train”.
This job is not what most wom...
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Categories:
mashers, life, on work and
Form: Burlesque