Suits actress Meghan Markle
Dreamy eyes glisten and sparkle
Ex-princess and activist
Quiet Rachel sorely missed
Categories:
markle, culture,
Form: Clerihew
Megan Markle is no doubt, spiffy.
Her closeness to the Queen, iffy!
In Hollywood, shops at only best malls.
Dreaming she is the Monarch of us all.
12/17/2021
Categories:
markle, humor,
Form: Clerihew
How obnoxious is Meghan Markle?
The one who married Royalty, with a
ring that makes a whole room sparkle?
Turns down flowers from her Caucasian
father?
Then makes a video insulting her mother-in-
law, Elizabeth, the Queen, why bother?
Melissa McCarthy, playing the Queen?
She should only have such class.
A foul-mouth, tawdry comedianne, and
Hollywood and the Woke Crowd just laughs
and gives her a loving pass?
To such depravity and grossness, we do
howl right along?
Tell, me do, whatever became of honor
and respect, as crudeness is our new
national song!
I pray both do come to their right mind.
Disrespect for parents in any form is both
ungrateful and most unkind!
8-8-2021
~1~
Commandment Four:
Honor Thy Father and thy Mother
Edited. Apolologies for having her first name spelt wromg!
KUDOS to Tom C for telling me. Thank you,
Categories:
markle, anger, character,
Form: Rhyme
She got more fame from marrying a Prince,
I have no clue if the allegations are nonsense.
Is this her Oscar-winning performance as well?
With time the truth comes to light with a loud yell.
Categories:
markle, how i feel,
Form: Couplet
Markle for President, I heard today
She's got sterling credentials, I must say
Correct gender and race
A self-promotion ace
Only thing 'left' now ~ to come out as gay
Categories:
markle, america, political, satire, woman,
Form: Limerick
Merkle and Markle
We planned on hearing a great parable;
Happened worldwide and hemispherical;
Wife to be;
Soon will see;
God made Merkle and Markle a miracle.
Jim Horn
Categories:
markle, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick