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Meghan Markle

Suits actress Meghan Markle
Dreamy eyes glisten and sparkle
Ex-princess and activist
Quiet Rachel sorely missed

Categories: markle, culture,
Form: Clerihew

All Hail Markle

Megan Markle is no doubt, spiffy.
        Her closeness to the Queen, iffy!
        In Hollywood, shops at only best malls.
        Dreaming she is the Monarch of us all.

Categories: markle, humor,
Form: Clerihew

Meghan Markle

How obnoxious is Meghan Markle?
The one who married Royalty, with a
ring that makes a whole room sparkle?

Turns down flowers from her Caucasian
father? 
Then makes a video insulting her mother-in-
law, Elizabeth, the Queen, why bother?

Melissa McCarthy, playing the Queen?
She should only have such class.
A foul-mouth, tawdry comedianne, and 
Hollywood and the Woke Crowd just laughs 
and

Categories: markle, anger, character,
Form: Rhyme

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Meghan Markle

She got more fame from marrying a Prince,
I have no clue if the allegations are nonsense.
Is this her Oscar-winning performance as well?
With time the truth comes to light with a loud yell.

Categories: markle, how i feel,
Form: Couplet

Markle Rumors Are Swirling

Markle for President, I heard today
She's got sterling credentials, I must say
   Correct gender and race
   A self-promotion ace
Only thing 'left' now ~ to come out as gay

Categories: markle, america, political, satire, woman,
Form: Limerick

The Markle Sparkle

The sweet Megan Markle had that bright sparkle
for she landed herself a true prince
Our dear handsome Harry, was never contrary
But the Queen he had to convince

All Britain is fawning, this is a new dawning
for actress turned royal brings fame
the coffers are filling, and tourism's thrilling
The Duke and the Duchess are game

The wedding's now history, no

Categories: markle, celebration, princess, wedding,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

Merkle and Markle

Merkle and Markle

We planned on hearing a great parable;
Happened worldwide and hemispherical;
Wife to be;
Soon will see;
God made Merkle and Markle a miracle.

Jim Horn

Categories: markle, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick