Marge Poems - Poems about Marge

... There was a girl from the Isle of Man who was voted Man's most gorgeous can. by young guys who daily would stare at her near perfect derriere and fantasize finding pleasure the......

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...He deserves a plaque He so wanted a music school but could not prevail He was broken by the dark side of the hill He was at times self deprecating forecasting his lack of success always puttin......

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...Aunt Marge’s Christmas letter sat unopened again. Most of us walked by it, and said “not by the hair of our chinny chin chin” We knew what it would hold Accomplishments of her six awful kids W......

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...Step where I have stepped, tread where I have trod, weep what I have wept and crawl where I have clawed. Then, and only then, may you judge what I've selected - only then have you earned my y......

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...Cricketers playing on the lawn White figures on the grass The rhapsody of ringing phones Is heard as passers pass It’s just the picture of a large Idyllic sunny day Uneven shadows on the marge......

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...When I go to school I want a double pink desk. This is what his girl talked about, her name was Tess. Jack wondered what double pink meant, but never knew. Tess never explained, and disappeared in......

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...Trump Poems and Epigrams VI Trump’s Retribution Resolution by Michael R. Burch My New Year’s resolution? I require your money and votes, for you are my retribution. May I offer you dark......

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...Well it’s one o’clock on a Tuesday The regular crowd wanders in There’s an old broad Sittin’ next to me Wonderin’ which room she’s in She says, “Girl can you join me for bingo? I don’t really......

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...Mythical wizard hag sits on her haughty throne Who is she? Some whisper, perhaps thinking crone. Magical and mystical, she is rarely sitting alone. Her power animals surround her, hoping for a bon......

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...Beware The Ides of March 2023 Ides simply referred to first new moon, which usually fell between the thirteenth and fifteenth day of a given month. The following events all occurred fift......

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...Gus squirrel set up his office in the top of the walnut tree. He wanted to sell his advice, nothing would be given free. There was a cheer through the forest; a lawyer in the family! This was from......

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...When I go to school I want a double pink desk. This is what his girl talked about, her name was Tess. Jack wondered what double pink meant, but never knew. Tess never explained, and disappeared in......

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...Lilly was dissatisfied with her beautiful living room. She added embroidered pillows. Two or three were lovely, sixteen was overkill, but we kept silent. Another friend got a plaid couch. Lilly t......

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...Letter from the Beeb Addressed to me by name Should I grasp the chance Should I strive for fame? Hello Fellow Food Mauler Come and join the Eliite Bring a clean pinnie anc Come looking clean......

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...Ten: A New Global Health Scare, 2003 After accumulating reports of a mysterious respiratory disease afflicting patients and healthcare workers in China, Vietnam, Hong Kong, Singapore and Can......

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