Best Marge Poems

I was not the culprit this time, but no one believed or could see.
Since I had done it six months earlier, no one wanted to believe me.
I was not guilty, this time it was not my play.
I was innocent in every kind of way.

The charges...

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Creamy, salty and rich, 
My father he did mutter, 
He took a bite, Crunch, 
As mother started to stutter, 
God knows WH  WH why you love it so, 
After all its only butter, 
Well he said there was a copper, 
His wife loved it...

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Donald Trump got hit hard on the head
When he tried to get Marge into bed
With his brain rearranged
He is somewhat deranged
Because now he churns butter instead!...

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Marge had a new bouffant hairdo and Jen liked it 
So she ran out and had hers done up the same way
On Marge it looked elegant, timelessly classy.
On Jen not so much.
Most of us tried to ignore it. 

I wore a lettuce leaf mask to...

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