Why the Simpsons Will Die

Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die. They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the reason why. Every fan of the Simpsons will have to nurse a broken heart. They can say goodbye to Homer, Marge, Maggie, Lisa and Bart. I'm the bearer of bad news but I'm not trying to be mean. The people of Springfield have the worst cases of Jaundice that has ever been seen. I give all of them just six months to live, nine months at the most. They will die from Jaundice, that's what the doctors have diagnosed. People will be happy to be rid of Sideshow Bob and MR. Burns as well. Because of the strangelings Bart has received, Homer will go to Hell. Everybody in Springfield is very upset because they're going to die. After being on TV for over 30 years, they can kiss their butts goodbye.