Short Marge Poems

Donald Trump got hit hard on the head
When he tried to get Marge into bed
With his brain rearranged
He is somewhat deranged
Because now he churns butter instead!...

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M-y
A-crostic
R-egards
G-ladly
E-mploy

P-oem
I-n
E-uphoria
R-ightfully
C-omforting
Y-ou

Topic: Birthday of poetess Marge Piercy (March 31) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Simpson dad Homer
Is quite the chrome-domer:
His belly is jello;
His skin, gleaming yellow.

Simpson mom Marge
Is beauty writ large:
She sports a bright blue,
Colossal hairdo.

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(For Clerihew Couples contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire.)...

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Santa Claus is like a Circus Clown
Plus all his Elfs wear a frown
I would rather he be like Krusty 
As he is more trusty 
Bart and Homer
Marge and Lisa
Maggie and Santas Little Helper

What a Family Guy that is
To give us all a Christmas kiss
Simpsons though it is for me 
During this nativity
As they are like family

Best
DAMO...

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Jimmy was totally in love with his classmate Marge.
She had no idea, but accidentally hurt his feelings.
He did not expect her to say, “I’m sorry”.
He was not sure that she knew.
He was not the kind of person to tell her.
He kept quietly sad as she jumped rope with his heart.
He watched it get mangled and smashed but kept quiet.
It was a pattern he retained his entire life.
Hurt, but never letting anyone know....

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Mythical wizard hag sits on her haughty throne
Who is she? Some whisper, perhaps thinking crone.
Magical and mystical, she is rarely sitting alone.
Her power animals surround her, hoping for a bone.

She gets to make all their decisions, she is in charge.
Her ideas and ideals are incredibly worthy and large.
We know her as grandma, our grandpa calls her the Sarge.
She is the most magical creature we know, our grandma Marge....

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Creamy, salty and rich, 
My father he did mutter, 
He took a bite, Crunch, 
As mother started to stutter, 
God knows WH  WH why you love it so, 
After all its only butter, 
Well he said there was a copper, 
His wife loved it to, 
Yet he couldn't stop her, 
So he pulled out his truncheon, 
Which was quite large, 
And shouted no not butter eat Marge, 
Well it ended in tears almost divorce, 
Five years on, 
He's eating butter of course,...

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