Do not encroach, infringe or invade
No trespassing sign made by Wade
For his brothers Maddox and Mead
Tiny problem, they are too young to read
Mince Munseun and Anais Zonte' Dider
Of "Soothing Grooves" Used the
"Audacity Fix" to thrash
The Nepheliums with there manager
Dick Maddox
"Bassy" "The Axe" Kualmurphy
Lucked up with a win over
"Minnesota " Enos Eyecandy
"Spiteful"Spike Soothinjour won
Over the Wolves of Winnipeg
Using a full Nelson to make
Criss Jaw bone submitt
Soothenjours partner sat at
Ringside muzzled and chained
Due to the stipulation, making it
One against to.
"Triffling" Tripe Gulbouis v.s.
Brudda Hollis Bindwinder
Never materialized as Tripe
Was attracts before the bell and
And thrown into the audience
Where four masked men
Bested him. Boxer " Humper" Ric Dais
and wrestler Valdise Ortega came to
His aid. They grabbed the mask of
One of the masked quads revealing
Big Basil Bandez, causing a near riot
As Bandez is a member of the
Championship committee.
The main event saw
Newcomer Kip "Pretty Boy" Hossendale
Beat Contenders Champion Chatt Steamboat
In a. Scientific bout that had the fans on
There feet. Hossendale wins the title.
Mince Munseun and Anais Zonte' Dider
Of "Soothing Grooves" Used the
"Audacity Fix" to thrash
The Nepheliums with there manager
Dick Maddox
"Bassy" "The Axe" Kualmurphy
Lucked up with a win over
"Minnesota " Enos Eyecandy
"Spiteful"Spike Soothinjour won
Over the Wolves of Winnipeg
Using a full Nelson to make
Criss Jaw bone submitt
Soothenjours partner sat at
Ringside muzzled and chained
Due to the stipulation, making it
One against to.
"Triffling" Tripe Gulbouis v.s.
Brudda Hollis Bindwinder
Never materialized as Tripe
Was attracts before the bell and
And thrown into the audience
Where four masked men
Bested him. Boxer " Humper" Ric Dais
and wrestler Valdise Ortega came to
His aid. They grabbed the mask of
One of the masked quads revealing
Big Basil Bandez, causing a near riot
As Bandez is a member of the
Championship committee.
The main event saw
Newcomer Kip "Pretty Boy" Hossendale
Beat Contenders Champion Chatt Steamboat
In a. Scientific bout that had the fans on
There feet. Hossendale wins the title.
Maddox Herefer latter Ford
imagism always struck a chord
Then the genre was all the rage
FMF's collection filled the arts page
Tas De Chieness beat The World's Greatest
When Gnawdia Knumbins used a Sunday Easterroll
To pin Lensett Phinestt at 17:00.
Herman Densewoods and "The Late night" Man of Mystery
Fought to a double dq. The outside official called the match @ 15:51 referee told the official he couldn't control the action and the official condoned the decision.
"Axe Handle" Wesley Cobbs surprised an audience of 34,000
When he out wrested "Magnificent"Marlon Meanuios
Look a abdoimal stretch made Cobbs victorious @ 19:57
Moggy Mandell and Elvis Ewing beat Sai Bulworth and Fuji Sigh in a classic onefall bout. Team Number Onused a Tinsel City clothesline to best Jarbournes Best @21:43
The main event saw
"MainMan" Maddox Mark Lovechore and "The Masked Man" Mi Wife's Male Freind beat "Her Secret" Lover boy Kisser Longfellow and " Saturday Night " Melton Grifton
@22:19 Maddox used an off the toprope forearm
To gain the pinfall.
Hand
in hand
they weathered
the perils of
life-
their
future
uncertain
in a far off
land.
Ekphrasis after Last of England by Maddox Brown