Funny Lullaby Poems

Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on the firewall
Seeking open ports through which to crawl
Finding one he went on a brawl
Lo another insecure server fall

All the kings...

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The Gift That I Give You                   ...

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“Oh, dust bunny, dust bunny, underneath my bed,
go hop along, go hop along, now shoo!”
But this funny dust bunny sang a song instead,
a lullaby for...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Re-Creating Peace

The basket of castoffs is full. 
No one can wear clothes, torn and stained. 
Holes and rips that show use. 
The scissors cut them...

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The Dawn Ballet

Let me dance for You, 
before I put my feet upon the floor. 
Let me sing out your praise, 
before the day has...

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May I Pray for You?

Five words that can change, 
everything, for you…
for me…
for us…
for the whole world, 
if we let Him. 

Why does that make...

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One More

Ingredients are a funny thing. 
Timing is probably more important. 
But it is hard to say really. 

I cooked all day, but…
I wanted it...

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Cartoons

Saturday morning, early, 
we sat around the toob…(tv)
We laughed. 

Road runner was too fast, 
the coyote was always too slow. 
Thundar was a Barbarian, 
and...

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The sun is tucked snuggly, in the cuddly sea,                ...

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It starts when they're firstborn
Your heart in the palm of their hand
They're so very, very helpless
So you vow to do all that you can

You change...

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Soon as I realized I had married this dude for life
I tried some tricks and formulae to be a happy wife

Every man has a weakness...

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no one finds it funny
when she's crying for her hunny,
but he thinks it's a mighty fine joke.
 
no one sees the humor
in her attempted salvation...

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And
The truth changed like a simple lie
The truth, which I believed
Changed smoothly

At the time
I was richer than the earth
Vaster than the sky
And more innocent ...

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I hold a name
Oh no! I forgot it
Let me ask….. oh no! I forgot his name too

Yes, I remember my eyes, nose and lips
I know...

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