Funny Loss Poems

These Funny Loss poems are examples of Loss poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Loss Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberEvery day love by Lewis Raynes
You want me to push, you want me to strain, 
You want me to give you my all,
You want me to focus all my attention,...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, loss,

I'm Undead -Warm Bodies Inspired 2nd by PJ Gongora
I have a heart not pumping not feeling
It hangs on my chest serving no purpose
I want it to hurt but it got nothing
Dried all up...

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Categories: loss, absence, death, depression, emotions,



Premium MemberSheila's Silk Knickers by Tom Cunningham
Here’s a bold tale it will have you in titters
It’s about poor Sheila who lost her knickers
She went for a cruise upon the great ocean
Fell...

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Categories: boat, funny, girl, loss,

Soon Enough, Part I by David Welch
Charlotte Wentworth married far too young,
to a man quite rich with old money.
It had seemed such a dream on the big day,
a year later it...

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Categories: angst, life, loss, love,

Life goes on by Aa Harvey
Life goes on.


When I found you sat crying, on that park bench,
With the soggy tissue pressed against your nose.
I simply said excuse me and you...

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Categories: family, grief, loss, lost

Premium MemberThe Stupid One George Bush by Nick Trim
You have a crush,
you then get crushed.
In a rush,
to not feel crushed,
you soon develop a new crush,
which leaves you crushed.
Now you're not in such a...

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Categories: loss, america, cheer up, funny,

Epilogue by Clare Maceda
You reacted quicker than ever before. 
I had been so cruel, because the sight of you makes me mean. 
It was less than a second...

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Categories: loss, break up, change, confusion,

GOODBYE by Claudia Polydoro
GOODBYE

I’m standing here
Grieving, you’re gone!
Your shining star
Now is dulled, gone…

I’m standing here
Crying, you’re gone!
No more funny texts
Nor Book talks

I’m standing here
Numb, you’re gone!
You tried hard
But...

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Categories: loss, death of a friend,

I'm at a loss to diagnose you by Alex Klugman
"Sorry! I'm at a loss to diagnose you ... 
Perhaps:- Result of booze, as I found."
"Very well, doctor. I see. I knew.
I'll come when you're...

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Categories: loss, funny,

Premium Memberthe size of my ears by RUDOLPH RINALDI
it appears
with the passing 
of the years 
that the pouring out 
of my tears 
seems to grow 
in proportion 
to the size 
and hair of...

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Categories: loss, age, funny, growth, life,

Where do Squirrels go to Die by Mike Gentile
Where do squirrels go to die
     They seem to just disappear
Funny how it sometimes feels
that way with people
They are just gone...

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Categories: loss, confusion, how i feel,

Premium MemberLove is actually, a loss of reason by Kevin Shaw
Love is actually, a loss of reason,
Natural emotions devoid of logic.
The Heart attacks you in an act of treason,
Bringing on a rash because you’re allergic.
Love...

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Categories: loss, first love, funny love,

Tattooed On My Heart by M.P. Shaudd
Honeysuckle can't survive on tear drops 
And rainbows lose their beauty without rain
Heavens sent down angels that still haunt me
And tattooed on my heart is...

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Categories: loss, break up, emotions, feelings,

Premium MemberSpinning Webs And Sad Gray by Robert Lindley
Spinning Webs And Sad Gray

Spinning webs hold my life in place
gems waiting from flames yet to be lit
Why would set sail to another shore?
When this...

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Categories: death, loss, sorrow, time,

DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT by TSHEPO MBHELE
DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT:BY TSHEPO MBHELE

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR DEATH ANNOUNCED?
A POOL PARTY WITH A BALL THAT WAS BOUNCED
OR TO GO TO THE BAR
ON YOUR BRAND...

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Categories: loss, death, death of a

Hey Ma Look what I can do by Eliza Draven
Hey Ma! Look what I can do without you!
I can make friends,
I can get into fights,
I can ride my bike,
I can color,
I can meet the...

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Categories: loss, anxiety, child abuse, emotions,

Premium MemberWHEN ALL WAS RIGHT by Alexis Y.
Please tell me why we didn't get our happily ever after?

I fell for you hard, it was love at first sight 
As our love grew...

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Categories: grief, loss, love,

I Left My Cello On a Bus by Ray Gridley
I left my cello on a bus
It's practically brand new.
I called in at Lost Property
'Cause that's the thing to do.

I told the clerk my story:
"I've...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, loss,

Poetically Pathetic Crow by Crow thepoet
Just enough to make it just
I want this to be enough to make this
The last song ever, the last note ever
The last romantically, poetically sad...

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Categories: lonely, longing, loss, lost,

Red Light by A.O. Taner
have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for...

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Categories: loss, beautiful, beauty, courage, cute