Funny Longing Poems

Oh sweet nothing, I really miss you
Just putting one foot on the table, or two
If I could just sink in to this sofa and stew
Oh...

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Love is like the sun,
Is this saying true?
Then crushes are like the moon,
This I believe do you?

I blushed at your every movement,
To be honest I...

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It's been years since I've seen you
At least that's what it seems
And it doesn't count really
When I see you in dreams

Although dreams serve their purpose...

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I get nervous when I'm around you
That's why my eyes scan the room 
Even if its just you and me there
Cause I can't just bring...

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twelve miles of useless... road 
if you want to call it that
so washed out, rutted, and rocky that
usually you drive around it
three beers to go...

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Where are
You?
You must be at war
Again with yourself
You
Poor elf.

How is
Your health?
Please
Wealth
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and...

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If you were born in the month of August
Be cool, be calm, be wise and be robust
Summertime is almost over
And autumn is around the corner
Teeny...

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Letters

I write letters to friends. 
I write letters to those, 
I care about and want to say, 
how much I miss them, 
and remember them,...

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There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
A...

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Each girl came for looks
Each girl took some work
Each girl never meant much
Each girl left for shirks

Wonder what each would want
Wonder what each one got
Looking...

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L’amoureux brindezingue dit non avec la tète
Le cerveau fort agité amèrement s’embête
Pendant qu’il dit oui avec le cœur enflammé
D’un amour incertain, embaumé et emmitouflé
Oh !...

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weren't we
what life was
meant to be

we played out the little parts
we saw by heart
i even wore my hair
the same way
and wore shoes
with nails through
my feet

i...

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The waiting cute texts,
Affixed with the warmth of my heart,
Greeted with the promising intent,
Eager to flash in front of your eyes,
Meanwhile, you become offline,
It feels...

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There once lived a poor man named Abel
Who could not afford any cable

So he found out a way
To watch tv all day

For the price of...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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