Long Zany Poems
Long Zany Poems. Below are the most popular long Zany by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Zany poems by poem length and keyword.
Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II
I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.
I never once...
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Categories:
zany, funny, giggle, howl, humor, humorous, writing,
Form:
Limerick
I Felt So Out of Place
The sunshine and singing birds, awoke me that fine day;
And warmth caressed my face, as the wrens began to play.
I stretched luxuriantly in my bed, while smiling broadly,
At the gaiety of beautiful summer, in all...
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Categories:
zany, adventure, fantasy, humor, imagery, nature, science fiction,
Form:
Couplet
November 13th 2021 Happy Eighty Sixth Birthday
November 13th, 2021 - Happy eighty sixth birthday
to my long deceased mom...
Harriet Harris née Kuritsky
My mother succumbed to a terminal illness
two score minus three orbitz passed away
no matter she fought tooth and nail
to keep ovarian/uterine...
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Categories:
zany, absence, age, anniversary, bereavement, cancer, creation, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow
Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow
Initially written March 18th, 2023
and revised exactly two years later
tweaking the poem here and there
courtesy adding or subtracting Nabisco
National Biscuit...
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Categories:
zany, absence, adventure, analogy, birth, humorous, jesus, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She
Gotcha! Once respectable haute cuisine thief Sue She...,
a septuagenarian renown for his trademark prank
to steal himself into a neighboring house,
and prepare an elaborate meal
unsuspectedly nabbed gorging
(ala man versus food
Adam Montgomery Richman fame
Brooklyn, New York boy)
at...
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Categories:
zany, absence, adventure, america, appreciation, character, love, passion,
Form:
Free verse
Fleur Fluency
My (bleeding) heart is filled to overflowing,
To see any growing glad(iolus), garden glowing;
Each sun peached, (petunia) petaled delight,
Is frozen in precious moments of pure delight,
From bursting buds, to the spicy boom of blooms,
Nature is...
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Categories:
zany, beauty, color, flower, imagery, nature, senses, sunshine,
Form:
Rhyme
Time bracketed between initial birthday and present birthdate
Time bracketed between initial birthday and present birthdate
October seventeenth
nineteen hundred sixty one
and October seventeenth
two thousand twenty four
represents, signals,
and traces sixty three orbitz
completed round the sun.
by one cherished,
(despite lapse of calling,
emailing, or texting),
nevertheless loved,
and prized...
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Categories:
zany, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, adventure, age, america,
Form:
Free verse
It, Revisited
IT, Revisited
BEHOLD, this perilous journey, tis a whimsical tale of woe, that is delightfully bespoken, for welcomed ears to bestow, as a clown be found awakening, his oversized feet abound, his frizzy hair stabbed outwardly,...
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Categories:
zany, fun, halloween, imagination, poetry, scary,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Feels Like a Saturday
My childhood of the 1960's,
all those years ago,
feels like a Saturday in my
journey nostalgic.
The Cowsill's song "Flower Girl,"
their purity of song, of smiles.
A daydream streams,
of running in a field wearing
my Keds,
a sea of daisies and...
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Categories:
zany, 7th grade, 8th grade, age, america, childhood,
Form:
Free verse
Salvation Love Way Market the Salvation Stranger At Salvation Love Way - a Narrative Poem
Salvation Love Way Market The Salvation Stranger At Salvation Love Way - A Narrative Poem
“One day at a Joy shop,
I met a man selling praises,
Alleluia, he kept on saying
Over and over again
Blessings just kept flowing,...
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Categories:
zany, analogy, appreciation, assonance, devotion, encouraging, forgiveness, inspirational,
Form:
Narrative
Prevarication Invites Animadversion Plus Aggravation
After beguiling charisma,
damnable excoriations fixedly,
gamely, horribly, insult jesting,
kibitzing, loosely mindless nattering,
outlandish pablum, quintessentially
representing senseless trumpeting,
unswervingly vapid wordy
X-DOUBLE-MINUS
yawping zest.
If ye did not already guess from thee
above blimey claptrap, Das English flap
doodle glib human incorporates jokingly,
kookily,...
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Categories:
zany, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Light Verse
Positively Silly All Passionate Active Kat-
Be ...
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Categories:
zany, adventure, analogy, animal, cat, character, silly,
Form:
Concrete
My On Call Uncle Muse Never Sleeps
My on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps
(aunt that title niece – ???
in this context pronounced nice)
Well...hm...I really did not wanna
let the cat out of the bag,
...
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Categories:
zany, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Whar Art Mine Fervent Zeal For Marx Brothers
Whar art mine fervent zeal for Marx Brothers?
While figuratively trout fishing
for ideas to write about
analogous (hook, line and sinker)
idea wormed itself into mind with clout
moment of awareness arose
without shadow of doubt.
As a long haired pencil...
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Categories:
zany, 11th grade, 12th grade, celebrity, film, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Zany I Grow Old Disgracefully
When I
...
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Categories:
zany, crazy, fun, humorous, silly,
Form:
Shape
A Plea For Awesome Phrase
On a shattered pebble beach my kernel,
becomes this dervish dancing to the maniacal symbol rash tune,
of inchoate monsoon grass beat timpani,
that’s dimly frowned on by sonic virtuoso,
but terms like briny carrageen sea sweep gain purple...
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Categories:
zany, care, character, color, creation, deep, emotions, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Gus, Trainer, of Puppets Mall Exodus I
In a mall that could only be described as a circus of chaos, Penney and Gus found themselves in an absurd game of cat and mouse. The air buzzed with a mixture of excitement and...
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Categories:
zany, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form:
Other
The Batman Movie
The Batman Movie (a review).
The clues part was cool, but the end of it got boring. I liked that Batman kept a journal - I like the idea of men keeping journals, because, do...
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Categories:
zany, school, student, teen, write,
Form:
Free verse
Time bracketed between
Time bracketed between
December first nineteen fifty nine and
December first two thousand twenty three
represents sixty six orbitz
one prized Earthling
named Amélie Beth Harris-McGeehan
completed round the sun.
About half her life linkedin
with spousal enrichment,
(while hunkered down livingsocial
in Woodbury, New...
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Categories:
zany, anniversary, appreciation, birthday, blessing, celebration, creation, december,
Form:
Free verse
They Caught Me Young
They Caught Me Young
The first cut is a cut so deep-
Internalising this impression
Has made me stir and creep
With invariable precision!
Great Writers caught me young
Whilst an exploring youth.
Leaning on the sublimely tongue
Exorcised my being uncouth!
Teachers, too,...
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Categories:
zany,
Form:
Verse
Abcs
What is wrong with the people
Today?
A bunch of dumb people are leading
The way.
Seeks ATTENTION,
You find ABUSE.
If you hang,
Hang loose.
Lacking BACKBONE,
Loud and BOASTFUL.
Mass shooting sprees,
They...
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Categories:
zany, social,
Form:
Rhyme
A Pub-Ng We Go
Hey, Ho! A pub’ng we go… And I’ll bring along, those Zany Trolls.
What’s better, than to drink, with friends, my Dear… as merrily, off we go!
We’ll leave the frats, in the dust, and bring The...
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Categories:
zany, adventure, celebration, community, crazy, drink, fantasy, freedom,
Form:
Lyric
The Circus - a Tautogram
Amazing acrobats astound awe-stricken audiences. Amy always asks about acts already arranged.
Bouncing bears balance beach balls. Bobby Bear bicycled behind Betsy Bear.
Crazy clowns crash carelessly. Carousels circle clockwise.
Daring demonstrations dazzle dazed dreamers....
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Categories:
zany, animal, poems,
Form:
Tautogram
Usa Today, You Think
Men are now women and women are now men?
People have no more sense, than a rooster or a hen.
People blowing up fatter like parade balloons?
Then, we can float in trash dumps that once
were beautiful lagoons?
We...
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Categories:
zany, america, anxiety, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Torn Apart Came Together
Cut from the same cloth, certainly didn't apply
I'd lived twenty places, was born to improvise
You had one home, parents, sister, two nephews
Persistance forced my flighty spirit to accept you
Invited to hang with your family...
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Categories:
zany, anti bullying, boyfriend, break up, career, cry,
Form:
Couplet