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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required When Comedians Marry Comics juggle three rings when they wed On trampoline bed they start a circus Keep gold bands on hand while thinking zany thoughts The comic husband wears two condoms all the time To find the little things in life that matter The rubbers glow in the dark of course With funny clown shapes and faces growing large Expandable figurines as you might figure There is no telling what might pop up in bed Jokes bounce off the walls when jumping around Sex is hard on landings Funny partners exchange zingers all night long Are never nude or in the raw Wear clothes during sex to save some time That can cause performance issues and chaffing And applause during intermissions He sports a hunter’s outfit with iron boots To boost the trampoline bounce Naturally there is a bazooka to keep things up Fingers point in all directions while trying to score She wears layers of winter coats, pink umbrellas, for a joke Both swing on chandeliers with smiles It helps them to unwind, remember lines before they mate Comedians sometimes fake orgasms It's not easy when you're laughing And when married, even funnier than car crashes
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