Long Yer Poems

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Premium Member Not Yer Fancy Highfalutin Writer

I write about everyday happenings
That's my style and I'm sticking with it
I'm not yer fancy, highfalutin writer
Down to earth stuff is what I emit

I sometimes get naughty, God forbid
Try to keep it down to a minimum
A fine old gentleman from way up north
An honourable upstanding citizen

Have you had enough, are you getting ill
So sorry, but I really must emote
I'm a Leo you know so don't blame me
Not responsible if I sometimes gloat

A handsome devil, I'll give you that
Learned to live with girlie's attention
Quite like it, makes me feel kinda frisky
And relieves my sexual tension

So that's me, I'm just an ordinary fellow
Not yer fancy, highfalutin writer
Stick to the basics, just ordinary stuff
Known as a lover, not as a fighter

© Jack Ellison 2014
Form: Quatrain


Premium Member 'cauze yer toophs are crooked

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                                    and yuh smile
                                            a lot
                                        and i nevuh 
                                  seen           eyne
                                           brown 
                                          sparkle

                                                i 
                                   wuhnt     tuh
                                              yuh 
                                              bite me
                                              kiss me
                                              shut me up

Premium Member He's Got Yer Heart

HE'S GOT YER HEART


Mama mustn’t cry He’s got your heart
Mama mustn’t cry He’s got your heart
OH, Lord have no fear, Jesus is near
Mama musn’t cry He’s got your heart

Daddy need to pray unto the Lord
Daddy need to pray unto the Lord
What’s ya waiten fer
Gotta speak unto  the Lord
Better pay homage before it’s over

Brother, Brother why must you cry
Sister, sister why’d you die
OH, Lord have no fear, Jesus is near
My family don’t ya worry He’s got your heart
God will rest in you N giv you a brand new start

9/11/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2018
From anthology “Old Time ***** Spirituals”
Form: Lyric

Premium Member Kick Up Yer Heels

Cock-a-doodle-doo! Time is come for you 
to raise yer head, get out of bed.
Strum a note or two.

If you cain’t strum, pick and grin – hum a lick.
Enjoy the fun till ‘morrow come. 
Buzz a note or two.

If you cain’t hum, blow and suck – mount a show.
Play yer juice harp, B flat C sharp.
Spit a tune or two.

If you cain’t blow tune, howl at the full moon.
Pick a cowgirl – turn, twist, and twirl.
Make them girls swoon.

Laid out with dry cows, gotta git up – rouse
You ain’t home yet, ain’t lost yer bet.
Dodged them hoosegows!

Time to saddle up, stop for a li’l cup.
Coffin varnish – insides tarnish –
Feel like a pup.

A day for hard work, not somethin’ to shirk.
Head Texas big, hitchin’ the rig.
Kick’n heels hurts!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Mind Yer Manners

My long-sufferin' Mother tried to teach me the rudiments of social graces,
So as not to make a fool of myself at fancy affairs and such other places.
But even so, at the school prom I splattered sauce on the tux I had rented!
So much fer impressing my date who thought me somewhat demented!

I can still remember Mom's admonitions as if it were yesterday:
"Say please, thank you and pardon me to those you meet along the way."
"The napkin ain't used fer blowin' yer nose or as if washin' yer face."
"Keep it short and to the point should you be asked to say the grace."

"Keep yer elbows off the table, sit up straight with one hand on yer lap."
"Don't hog conversation and if you've nothin' sane to say, clam yer trap."
"Learn to use the silverware properly so as not to be disgraced."
"Tell the hostess what a fine meal it was (tho' not necessarily to yer taste)."

"Don't start eatin' 'til the hostess begins and don't guzzle too much wine."
"Always help the lady on yer right to be seated before you begin to dine."
"Open yer car door and other doors fer ladies and they'll appreciate that."
"Rise when ladies or elders enter the room and remember to tip yer hat."

"Offer yer arm to sweet old ladies and assist them to cross the street."
"Tell moms their babes are cute (even if not) but be very discreet."
Mom's sage advice was well taken but today it seems that it was all for naught,
Since many folks ain't got no couth or respect nor behave as they ought!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Not Yer Fancy High Falutin' Writer

I write about everyday happenings
That's my style and I'm sticking with it
I'm not yer fancy, highfalutin' writer
Down to earth stuff is what I emit

I sometimes get naughty, God forbid
Try to keep it down to a minimum
A fine old gentleman from way up north
An honourable upstanding citizen

Have you had enough, are you feeling ill
So sorry, but I really must emote
I'm a Leo you know so don't blame me
Not responsible if sometimes I gloat

A handsome devil, I'll give you that
Learned to live with girlie's attention
Quite like it, makes me feel quite frisky
And relieves my sexual tension

So that's me, I'm just an ordinary fellow
Not yer fancy, highfalutin' writer
Stick to the basics, just ordinary stuff
Known as a lover not as a fighter
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member I Tank Yer

I Tank Yer

I tank yer fer da guitar ’an an empty bottle o’ booze,
‘An I tank yer fer hav’n run out on me ‘an ma.
I tank yer fer run’n real fa,
‘An I tank yer fer giv’n us nutt’n to loose.

I tank yer fer ruin’n my life thru ‘an thru,
‘An tank yer fer makn’ me fight many a folk.
I tank yer fer makn’ my life a run’n joke,
‘An I tank yer fer nam’n me Sue. 

I tank Johnny Cash for his dang song and fer mak'n my dad too dang dumb ‘an too wrong.
I tank all the bars, 
‘An all the whisky, ‘an all the ha’ars.
‘An I tank that this poem is too dang long.

Good night!

by, Martin Braun
11/29/2018

Premium Member when yer daughter callz me daddy

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                                                   into 
                                           that        trough
                                                 horse 
                                              she goez
                                                   
                                             and    keep
                                                    i'll 
                                                    thuh stallion
                                                              daddio


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