Long Vasectomy Poems
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The Sign
It was raining when I met her.
A sure sign.
I ignored it.
Many a love story started in the rain.
We headed into the restaurant.
She throttled her brolly, drenching me in the process.
I ignored it, my white suit...
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Categories:
vasectomy, humor, humorous, religious,
Form:
Free verse
Revoking Doc's License
Revoking Doc's License #1
A word from the State Medical Board committee
The #1 injection will always be P.D.
Doc, I am considering to slam you out of pity
I do not mess with poets whose licenses come from...
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Categories:
vasectomy, slam
Form:
Free verse
America's Off To See the Wiz
We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
Because, because, because, because---
Because of the wonderful things he does! …
My name is America, once a...
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Categories:
vasectomy, america, confusion, faith, journey,
Form:
Rhyme
Bobo's Comeuppance
A Rottweiler Shepard mix
longsuffering had proven to be
With the Doberman pup, a red one,
won on a gambling spree
Rocky the mix and BoBo
coexisted for a time
As any two male dogs can manage
till BoBo reached...
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Categories:
vasectomy, animal, planet,
Form:
Rhyme
O, Ye of Little Faith
They had two children
a boy and a girl
They'd done their bit
for a crowded world
Billions then living in poverty
Conditions heartbreakingly unsanitary
The 'moral' thing for parents to do
If...
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Categories:
vasectomy, children, faith, future, god, loss, parents,
Form:
Narrative
The Vasectominator
The vasectominator.
His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator.
Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy.
He’s a doctor that is worse than Shipman, one that’s...
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Categories:
vasectomy, character, dark, fate, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Six-Word Couplet Series Encore
Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide!
Supreme judge divine
or lying swine?
Suspect Diaper
Smelly and crappy
must change nappy!
Phew what’s that smell
Left parting ‘gift’
farted in lift!
Hangover from hell
Too much drink ...
sick in sink
Burning from...
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Categories:
vasectomy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Hermaphrodite
(This is a fictional poem)
My neighbor does something that's out of sight.
He has babies by himself because he's a hermaphrodite.
He has one baby after another.
It's not easy being both a father and a mother.
He was...
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Categories:
vasectomy, father, funny, wife, father, father,
Form:
I do not know?
Vance Plans a Vasectomy
Vance Plans a Vasectomy
By Elton Camp
Vance heard a vasectomy was the way to go
He didn’t know a lot about it, though
But had read all that he wanted to see:
That no more children is the guarantee
In...
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Categories:
vasectomy, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Six-Word Couplet Series
Six-Word Couplet Series
Lie spy
Innocent victim dies
Novichock poisoner lies
No deal Brexit
Has Theresa May
Had her day?
Donald Trump
He’s a deadbeat -
Read daily tweet!
Is he really the President
Donald is reckless
Ruthless and feckless
Pure indulgence
I devour candy
Whilst drinking brandy
Burning from...
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Categories:
vasectomy, body, food, humorous, political,
Form:
Couplet
Become My Father
He did not want to climb the spiral helix,
a son will be born without him.
He said I want to become my father
and see the decline.
How for shall we go to investigate?
An infant wrapped up in...
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Categories:
vasectomy, holiday, hope, husband, imagination, inspirational, introspection
Form:
ABC
Many Things Said Carelessly
Cameron looked on wordlessly:
Many things he’d said carelessly,
The dumb are safe with made gestures
Not easy grudging their postures…
With words he’d just planted hatred
In the mind of Schuller Alfred,
Whom he said had gone to Rwanda
Only to...
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Categories:
vasectomy, anger, hate, language, words,
Form:
Rhyme