Long Vasectomy Poems

It was raining when I met her.
A sure sign.
I ignored it.
Many a love story started in the rain.
We headed into the restaurant.
She throttled her brolly, drenching me in the process.
I ignored it, my white suit...

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Revoking Doc's License #1

A word from the State Medical Board committee
The #1 injection will always be P.D.
Doc, I am considering to slam you out of pity
I do not mess with poets whose licenses come from...

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We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz
   Because, because, because, because---
      Because of the wonderful things he does! …

My name is America, once a...

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A Rottweiler  Shepard mix
longsuffering had proven to be
With the Doberman pup, a red one,
won on a gambling spree

Rocky the mix and BoBo
 coexisted for a time
As any two male dogs can manage
till BoBo reached...

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They had two children
  a boy and a girl
They'd done their bit
  for a crowded world

Billions then living in poverty
  Conditions heartbreakingly unsanitary 
The 'moral' thing for parents to do
  If...

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The vasectominator. 

His name is the vasectominator, and he’s as dangerous as an alligator. 

Daytime he’ll perform your vasectomy, and night-time he’s you’re worst enemy. 

He’s a doctor that is worse than Shipman, one that’s...

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Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide!
Supreme judge divine
or lying swine?

Suspect Diaper
Smelly and crappy
must change nappy!

Phew what’s that smell
Left parting ‘gift’
farted in lift!

 Hangover from hell
Too much drink ...
sick in sink

Burning from...

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(This is a fictional poem)

My neighbor does something that's out of sight.
He has babies by himself because he's a hermaphrodite.
He has one baby after another.
It's not easy being both a father and a mother.
He was...

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Vance Plans a Vasectomy

By Elton Camp

Vance heard a vasectomy was the way to go
He didn’t know a lot about it, though

But had read all that he wanted to see:
That no more children is the guarantee

In...

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Six-Word Couplet Series


Lie spy
Innocent victim dies
Novichock poisoner lies

No deal Brexit
Has Theresa May
Had her day?

Donald Trump 
He’s a deadbeat -
Read daily tweet!

Is he really the President
Donald is reckless
Ruthless and feckless

Pure indulgence
I devour candy
Whilst drinking brandy

Burning from...

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He did not want to climb the spiral helix,
a son will be born without him.
He said I want to become my father
and see the decline.

How for shall we go to investigate?
An infant wrapped up in...

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Cameron looked on wordlessly:
Many things he’d said carelessly,
The dumb are safe with made gestures
Not easy grudging their postures…

With words he’d just planted hatred
In the mind of Schuller Alfred,
Whom he said had gone to Rwanda
Only to...

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