Jan Allison Poet Couplet

Six-Word Couplet Series Encore

Kavanaugh the Jury’s out, guilty or not guilty... you decide!
Supreme judge divine
or lying swine?

Suspect Diaper
Smelly and crappy
must change nappy!

Phew what’s that smell
Left parting ‘gift’
farted in lift!

 Hangover from hell
Too much drink ...
sick in sink

Burning from both ends
Oops, I forgot
chillies are hot!

Vasectomy Clinic Appointment
Undoes his zip –
time for snip!

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire
Driving his car -
dropped his cigar!

Six-word couplet series Encore
Sponsored by Mark Toney

10/7/18

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Paul Callus December 4, 2018 at 8:21 AM Back with deserved congratulations on placing first with these witty couplets, Jan!! Hugs // paul Jan Allison December 4, 2018 at 11:35 AM Thanks so much Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire December 3, 2018 at 7:18 PM I missed these funny couplets earlier, Jan. They're awesome! Congratulations on a first-place win, my friend. Love, Carolyn Jan Allison December 4, 2018 at 1:37 AM Thanks Carolyn I do love this form its rather like an extended footle, so few words say so much:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Toney December 3, 2018 at 6:16 PM Jan, what can I say? Love your sense of humor :) Thank you for entering the contest, and congratulations on your first place finish! ~Mark Jan Allison December 3, 2018 at 6:19 PM Mark, you have made my day thanks so much!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France October 16, 2018 at 12:52 PM Jan your couples are a lot of fun , well done Jan Allison December 3, 2018 at 6:18 PM Thanks so much Constance:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Pett October 13, 2018 at 11:35 AM These couplets are so funny and very clever, just can’t stop laughing, brilliant Jan, good luck in contest. :))) Jan Allison October 13, 2018 at 11:38 AM Thanks Roy glad I raised a smile:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 11, 2018 at 6:26 PM Jan, I finally perused the winners of the last contest using this form and wondered if you had done some of these previously . Anyway, THIS series really deserves a win in the current contest!!! Jan Allison October 13, 2018 at 11:37 AM There were a couple i used from the previous contest but I couldn't resist adding them to the new ones:-) I didn't place in the last contest so who knows if I'll be lucky second time:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman October 10, 2018 at 7:54 PM Clever Jan. Jan Allison October 12, 2018 at 8:49 AM Thanks James:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina October 10, 2018 at 2:46 PM Love the humor Jan, good luck in the contest...hugs//Charlie Jan Allison October 12, 2018 at 8:49 AM Thanks Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf October 9, 2018 at 10:43 AM Jan, you've really nailed these. Can't stop chuckling. Should be way up there in the contest, one would think. Best wishes, Gershon Jan Allison October 12, 2018 at 8:48 AM Thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus October 8, 2018 at 5:36 PM You don't beat round the bush, Jan...you round up the readers with your witty humour! Hugs // paul Jan Allison October 8, 2018 at 6:28 PM I just had a bit of fun Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

M. L. Kiser October 8, 2018 at 10:35 AM I think you've covered things well; excellent job. Jan Allison October 8, 2018 at 10:52 AM Thanks ML:-) hugs Jan xx

Vladislav Raven October 8, 2018 at 7:17 AM Hi Jan, creative and fun, as your work always is. Good luck in the contest. It is a joy to read these couplets this afternoon. At your best, as always Jan. May your golden, fun-filled pen ever run gold. Have a wonderful Monday. Hugs....Mike. XX Jan Allison October 8, 2018 at 10:51 AM Cheers Mike, I hope the poop flows from my pen for a few more years lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso October 8, 2018 at 3:02 AM GUILTY just like Trump!!! LOL Jan Allison October 8, 2018 at 3:42 AM lol Arthur... maybe they think the world won't notice their deception lol:-) I wrote a couple of couplets on dump in the last series for the other contest lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 7, 2018 at 5:56 PM these are SUPER DUPER, Jan. I don't have time for emails any more. Maybe later this week. Sure miss my "normal" life!! Jan Allison October 7, 2018 at 7:24 PM Thanks Andrea I wrote a few new ones for the contest the vasectomy clinic one was the only one from the other contest:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 7, 2018 at 4:55 PM these are wonderful, jan! best of luck in the contest... Jan Allison October 7, 2018 at 5:35 PM Thanks Ilene:-) I couldn't resist the first one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 7, 2018 at 1:23 PM I do hope all of this did not happen on the same day! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison October 7, 2018 at 2:42 PM lol thanks Rico your comment made me smile!:-) hugs Jan xx

Adeniji Toluwalope Gideon October 7, 2018 at 9:21 AM Pure creativity, Jan. Best wishes in the contest. Adeniji Jan Allison October 7, 2018 at 2:41 PM thanks Adeniji:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger October 7, 2018 at 8:01 AM Jan your poems always exude a prominent smell of truth. Jan Allison October 7, 2018 at 2:41 PM lol thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx