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My New Undergarmets

A new brassier I did need, to keep the cold off my chest
All was ok until me, the guard did arrest... 
From the store as I was making my way slowly out
Alarm bells rang and then I heard a shout.

Well I thought it was ***** when he took me  inside
Where the guard took my bags, I had nothing to hide
He uttered something strange not familiar to my ear
Then sent me away with my bags presumed clear

I left the store with an audience fully surrounding 
Feeling small and embarrassed and alarm bells still pounding.
I decided to ignore the stares coming my way
He had already rummaged and sent me away.


Embarrassed and shivering I looked for my car
Remembering then, that I still wore  no bra.
I realised then that my chest area was  cold.
Because I still had no brassier for my bits to hold.

The store they had left the tags on the underwear
Sealed inside the boxes and that’s not really fair
The staff they had omitted to tell of their plan
Oh boy, I sometime wish that I was a man.

My poor ches-tal area, not small, I might add 
Was suffering from the cold, one could see that quite bad
I had looks from shoppers all watching me
I wondered at first what it was they could see

As I passed through the door, past a man not so old
He said buy a top, because I was looking rather cold
How thoughtful I thought, for him to mention to me
Till I saw my nipples sticking out as far as can be.

My poor chest-al area so long suffering in the cold 
I now have new undergarments for my bits to hold
They are wrapped up warm and snug as can be
When I’m cold they will remain hidden, so no one can see.

 © 24/09/2012~GG~
Form: Quatrain


Premium Member German Windmills

Nurembered days
 

Numb
	Dumb
The pain
			insane

a breast to suckle
	an ear to hear

walking dead
		late but prayed

Gods fell asleep
Mortals played

tumors grow
	Its the doctors show

Liver or die
	Drink my dreams	
		or do I try
Lettuce and rabbits
	seduction and undergarments

exposed in the rain
	dancing in pain

rendezvous
	cafes and empty tables
candles burnt
	loves description like flames		
fades away


easy to say
	no one to sway		
		who the hell wants to stay

This world is red
This life is spoked and bloody
Emotions drowned in daily strife
Memories drift

		like snow in the wind

	Silent dreams

Erotic dancers

	Colombian cafes

My head a daze


Long ago, when the piano was tuned

I was a player

I was formidable and great

	now
		I drink in the last call

fulk the life and I want the hell

	do I cry in Belgium

Fabulous

I am not a nice guy

But the metro is here

	so goodbye

   Suicide tracks

			and

Musical notes 

  chasing the hate of isis tears for fears	

Butterflies trump ruby foo’s buffet

	for tyrants rant	
		While fools become gluttons

Premium Member Funny New Years Resolutions for 2024

I will be the Cricket World Cup Champion in 2024.
Though I know nothing, even of a simple score...

I'll do Sirsasana (yoga on the head pose).
At my collapse, I will touch the ground with my nose...

What if I wear my undergarments upside down?
Yeah, my torn touser might make the moralists frown...

My dealings with people may be like those of cats.
I don't know yet; they'd be scared of me like house rats...

Crying Competitions I will conduct with friends.
Less sadness there will be, but, surely, more nonsense...

'Fight for fun' will occupy a part of each day.
Friends will be free to fight with bray or bubble spray.

All Fools Day will adorn each morning like fresh dew.
though, as the day goes by, it will stay out of view.

Fun and frolic will be components of the year.
Each and every moment must be a bomb of cheer.
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Blue Hole

Alice falls in blue hole dizziness,
bedraggled in white-smocked dress,
bloomers, too-high
knee socks, medusa-spread
of dirty-blond hair. Her nastiness hovers around
the royal-red throne with its pink-flamingo-
legs distress, playing cards
floating in 52-card pickup,
white rose with a heart — indicative of not love,

but trouble to come. wide-eyed Alice,
her tea-water splash — wings
of a Summer-hot butterfly.

Hatter, his static-hair sticks
out of his evergreen hat —
upside-down leprechaun. 
time, too, hangs like bats
...a child, a girl child, inclined
to be trouble. This Alice ruffles
Queen’s undergarments.

Teeny-tiny rabbit,
barely a tic-toc,
scurries under the floating bush.
time plays tricks.
thrice-appears —
third time, he’s very late, indeed.

The Cheshire’s visibles, gleaming white,
polished as if smiling Sunday shoes,
can’t-help-himself grinning
around that impetuous girl,
who was swallowed whole
by Wonderland.

Alice’s world will turn upside-
down, with the hookah lounge’s
increased smoke. Quite high—
creepy caterpillar caterwauls
at the idea of a human
wriggling around its world.

Blue hole dizziness, this world of dreams,
an escape from reality, a nightmare it seems.
There will be giant and teeny-tiny doors, and
potions to explore. She’s much too young.

This is out of character for a young lady. Out
of sight and mind...mindless fun and mayhem,
a child plays her luck. Alice has lost her way.
She grows down...down...down.

Her head above the clouds, likely to lose it.

5/28/2021
Contest: Blue Hole
Sponsor: Anthony Biaanco

*Loosely based on characters from Lewis Carrol’s
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Premium Member Outside At Recess

Outside at recess
How I love to play
On the merry-go-round
What a joyous day

Then some older boys
Come and start to  push
Spinning it around
Getting it to go faster

I become afraid
Having trouble holding
On, afraid to jump, afraid to stay
Then more older boys

Add speed to the fun
Terrified with head spinning
I fall to the ground
Under the merry-go-round bam

The construction of the 
Plaything wasn't a pretty 
Sight from underneath 
Long screws were hanging down

It shredded my dress
My undergarments too
Tore up my flesh
I was black and blue

Was it innocent
Just a childhood game
Or was it malicious
A sadistic game


(This is from my childhood.  Years ago.  Playground equipment was made different from the 
modern hard molded plastic of today. It was a wooden floor that was fastened down with 
screws.)
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Argus - and the Lady

Time was ticking away as I stumbled in the rain,
            My carriage was in a ravine, the coachman dead;
Oh the beautiful horses with their broken necks,
      I followed a light until I was knocking on a door.
Sheets of rain poured down on me from up above,
             Slowly the door opened as I stood dripping;
I fainted and I was lost in a sometime world.
      Slipping into an inky, dark, fathomless void.

Blowin' free in a dreamy, lovely, drifting place,
            As gentle hands removed my dress and petticoat;
Then I felt my corset and undergarments being taken,
      I really should protest, after all I was a lady of 1680.
For days in delirium, I heard myself softly muttering,
            The king will come, the king will come, the king;
I lay on a soft bed of furs before a blazing fireplace,
      The forest green with leaf and stream in the wild.

The warrior Argus tended to me for many, many days,
            He had found the carriage and buried the dead;
She is beautiful, he thought with growing sweet love,
      And then one bright dawn I opened my eyes.
Looking down at me was the most handsome man,
            And I was shamelessly aware of my nakedness;
I should be screaming was my first reaction in reality,
      Then the King's Guard was breaking down the door.

And I loudly yelled, "throw down the swords!"


____________________
August 25, 2015

Poetry/Narrative/Argus- and the Lady
Copyright Protected, ID 15-703-650-0
All Rights Reserved.  Written under Pseudonym.

Written for the contest, Album Tracks
sponsor, James Fraser

Ninth Place
Form: Narrative

The Wet Patch Collab

Why sit with a frown is there a need?
Yes she whispered in my ear, I think I peed.

My knickers are wet, I dare not move at all 
If I stand up, down they will surely fall

Your knickers are wet, ha I did scoff
But I made sure I did, no laugh or a cough

For under my seat I would then have to peer
As there may be a puddle just under here

Went shopping before we met for lunch
Hoped lollies would stay frozen, so I could crunch

Put it in my handbag, sat upon my lap 
Decided to eat quickly, so no mishap.

But lunch took quite a while  
We had a laugh and a smile.

The lollies got hot, and then they did melt
I felt a cold patch sneak under my belt. 

I swept off the table cloth wrapped it round like a toga
To everyone watching I said ‘it’s a new move in yoga’
	
To the bathroom I ran and locked the door
I dropped my wet undergarments, onto the floor

Knickers now down, I could see the stain
Was orange not pee and that I still maintain

I sniffed at my undies and then I did think
They smell of oranges, as I rinsed in the sink

 I hadn’t peed at all, twas not a mishap
My ice lollies had melted, wetting my lap

Next time you see an old dear with a wet patch on her frock
Remember it might be a lolly, so you better not mock

One day you know that old dear will be you
So to yourself and to others you must always be true

A wet patch you may see, but no lollies are there 
So offer her some wipes, but don’t sit on her chair
© 2013

Collaboration between Seren Roberts and Mandy Tams
Form: Couplet

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