My New Undergarmets

A new brassier I did need, to keep the cold off my chest
All was ok until me, the guard did arrest... 
From the store as I was making my way slowly out
Alarm bells rang and then I heard a shout.

Well I thought it was ***** when he took me  inside
Where the guard took my bags, I had nothing to hide
He uttered something strange not familiar to my ear
Then sent me away with my bags presumed clear

I left the store with an audience fully surrounding 
Feeling small and embarrassed and alarm bells still pounding.
I decided to ignore the stares coming my way
He had already rummaged and sent me away.


Embarrassed and shivering I looked for my car
Remembering then, that I still wore  no bra.
I realised then that my chest area was  cold.
Because I still had no brassier for my bits to hold.

The store they had left the tags on the underwear
Sealed inside the boxes and that’s not really fair
The staff they had omitted to tell of their plan
Oh boy, I sometime wish that I was a man.

My poor ches-tal area, not small, I might add 
Was suffering from the cold, one could see that quite bad
I had looks from shoppers all watching me
I wondered at first what it was they could see

As I passed through the door, past a man not so old
He said buy a top, because I was looking rather cold
How thoughtful I thought, for him to mention to me
Till I saw my nipples sticking out as far as can be.

My poor chest-al area so long suffering in the cold 
I now have new undergarments for my bits to hold
They are wrapped up warm and snug as can be
When I’m cold they will remain hidden, so no one can see.

 © 24/09/2012~GG~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Dietrich Avatar
September 26, 2012 at 9:41 PM
VEry funny and reminded me of a recent blog you did. About the problem you mentioned with the line "what it was they could see" soupmail for ya on my own story.
Culverhouse Avatar
September 25, 2012 at 9:05 AM
at least they weren't "peaking" out!!
Horne Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 3:20 PM
lol, so glad you can see the funny side of all this, my friend : )
Bauer Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 2:39 PM
very funny! i enjoyed the read...
Poet Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 12:42 PM
Haha...you have got such a sense of humour Mandy!!
Babcock Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 11:17 AM
You had me laughing in my chair with coffee running down my chin. AWESOME and I know I would like to get rid of a size or three. Funny poem and glad you shared. love phyl
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Glad to be of service and make you laugh Phyll xx
Onclaud Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 11:05 AM
oh gee, i flipped off my chair, mandy... hilarious and well done.. what size would that be, lol!... super!..:) huggs!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 1:07 PM
not telling lol xx
Miller Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 9:24 AM
Wow , thats something. lovely
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 1:08 PM
Thanks
Susan Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 9:22 AM
ha ha ha - a fun one. read your blog about it too. unbelivable all the breakdowns in communication and the embarassment for you. maybe you should write another on what idiots they were! slam 'em ;)
Horsman Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 9:11 AM
Oh boy, i enjoy what you write, love this,
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
September 24, 2012 at 1:10 PM
lol xx
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