Long Troublemakers Poems

The Goal of Life:

"Finally, my fellow believers, continue to rejoice and delight in the Lord. To write the same things again is no trouble for me, and it is a safeguard for you. Look out...

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Here I am sitting on the ground looking all around
Here I am sitting on the ground extending my empty cup
and hoping that I could get some luck
The afternoon is far gone and everyone must be...

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The Halloween Party was in full swing
Witches, wizards and an alien thing
with tentacles and one huge eye
Flourishing a laser gun shouting "Die".

Alison and her friends Ada and Jo
Were all dressed as feline kittens "meow"
Carl and...

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Let’s take a ride, how about traveling, to outer space, 
Just accept anything’s possible, it’s our cosmic chase,
Moving faster than light speed, in the blink of an eye,
Unleash your imagination, laws of physics, don’t apply,

Maybe...

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Minding other peoples’ affairs or businesses
Some villainous pundits or vile hyenas are the best
In simply doing just that, comrades. They ignore
Their own problems. They leave a huge door
Ajar, wide open, so they can put their...

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Going to Connie Mack Stadium would be good.
However, I don’t like walking through that neighborhood.
Up there is where some trouble is going on.
Park your car, and you will find your hubcaps gone.
Perhaps they won’t bother...

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Women of the early 1900’s should have been justifiably outraged
Owned like chattel by their men
Elections were held willy nilly
And if you did not have a willy, you were eliminated
The rare woman who thought she should...

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Please don't judge me based on my religious preference, my hair, what I wear, or how I speak. I can promise you, I'm different than what you'd expect. I don't expect much, though that's still...

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WHERE THE BAD ANIMALS GO

One day I asked nine-year-old Keven,
Do all of God's animals go to Heaven?"
He said, Janet, I don't know,
but I think ordinary logic will show
that some of God's animals do go,
and others...

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Mister Thought Police,
my twin electrodes agree
with your Mind Kontrol policy

It’s a laboratory disgrace,
that the free speech troublemakers
get to protest this way

Such a predestined malfunction fiber optic outrage

Ms. Chief of the Microchip Morality Division,
your prompt commands
are...

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This one is for the 
Crazy ones.
  The ones that stick to
Their guns.

  The misfits and the
Rebel.
  The ones that cause the
Trouble.

  The ones that stir it up,
The troublemakers.
  ...

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back in my day
there was no technology
nothing like nowadays

the calculator was 
considered cheating
in math class

in my day girls got hauled
into the principal's office
for wearing their skirts too short

we also had bullies and troublemakers
who started all...

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Nobody owns anything but everyone is rich - for what greater wealth can there be than cheerfulness, peace of mind, and freedom from anxiety? ~Thomas More

She won't let caretakers cut down wildflowers
living under the hedge...

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She breathes honesty into the bedroom
Dispelling liars and troublemakers
Flinging lechers into the fires of hell
She takes no guff

Sure at first some thought she would go easy
Targeting her at the bar
Sidling up, expecting her to fold
Someone...

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Some love provoking the comfortable
Raising the ire of those set in their way
Stirring up tension among the implacable,
Start embers glowing, then walk away.

They wear the smirk of self-satisfaction,
Troublemakers are consistently annoying
Making inane arguments for a...

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Shit-kick boots, chains on the belt,
Harley on the jacket,
pate crowned with felt...
you can swoon, you can die
at a glance of his eye.
No one seems to notice
that he swishes more than swaggers.

Strut through the room,
dance with...

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Some kids are troublemakers,
others are quiet and don't tell lies;
if they listened to their parents,
they would be such angels!

Some kids are sweet,
and when they speak
the tenderness comes 
out of their mouths!

Any parent would be so...

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Injustice has been nailed
To the cross
Poverty,the garbage-lines
Have to go
Suspects I pray you'll get to know
That Jesus loves you
And that He'll make your evil hearts
Brand new
Injustice is such a petty thing
But in the midst of joy
Only...

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