Long Teetotaler Poems
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Au Revoir Oh Perilous FreedomAu revoir oh perilous freedom...
Since pledging my troth
to the missus July 25th, 1996
after the comma error
punctuated mein kampf with disequilibrium.
Ever since the notions
of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness
coalesced within the mindscape
attributed to one
or more...
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Categories:
teetotaler, age, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement, best friend,
Form:
Free verse
Extra Extra Trumpasaurus ExtinctionExtra...extra...Trumpasaurus Extinction...
iz only wishful thinking
Political polls whether advisory still consider
forty fifth president
dangerous, hazardous, lymphomatous...
known to wield violent blows,
his delusional perception analogous
to fable regarding emperor without any clothes
best to handle beast with more'n...
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Categories:
teetotaler, abuse, age, america, angst, anxiety, bullying, fear,
Form:
Rhyme
Voting Without AggravationVoting without aggravation...
Otherwise known as
absentee ballot/ mail-in ballot
if ye read no further... please exercise
opportunity to cast ballot
obviously freedom to choose,
but take serious stock of human bondage
(desperately calling out
for their Maugham me)
regarding: economy, integrity, monetary, xyz...
Anyway,...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 12th grade, betrayal, freedom, humanity, miracle, motivation,
Form:
Political Verse
Divine Jubilant Providence UnpluggedInexplicable blessing luckily
avoiding potentially grim fate
finds yours truly coming to grips,
how afterlife did not accommodate
the missus, and/or myself unwittingly
loved ones would never acclimate
reality of our permanent absence,
thus existence all the more I appreciate
and attempt poetically...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Mine Doppelganger Complicit As Accomplice In Pecuniary CrimeDisguised as an Apple Computer Technician.
He initially hacked Macbook Pro laptop.
He (alias Harvey Specter)
planted seeds of suspicion
that criminal activity prevailed
within my geographic area in general
or questionable individuals
lurked within or without
Citizens Bank in particular,
and suggested yours...
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Categories:
teetotaler, abortion, absence, abuse, angel, anger, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
The TeetotalerIn Ordinary Cups
The blades of winter grind into the ice
like blood on a bitten lip
two lovers spin and twirl
The days pass from teacup to teacup
in the peaceful silence of a solitary nest.
From gentle easy sunrise...
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Categories:
teetotaler, memory,
Form:
Terzanelle
Gibbering Jabbering Gibberish Haint No Recipe To Sound GlibOfttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib,
but blubbers like a landlubber
at sea treading water donned with bib
(that doubles as yellow
spongy bobbing life jacket)
furiously doing doggy paddle
riding the next tidal wave
hoop fully washing me ashore to...
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Categories:
teetotaler, addiction, assonance, blessing, confusion, destiny, happiness, hope,
Form:
Free verse
Clutched By Anxiety Compliments Vladimir PutinYours truly borrows a phrase
courtesy the great bard
also known as
William Shakespeare's Hamlet:
"For 'tis the sport ...
Hoist by one's own petard
meaning "victimized or hurt
by one's own scheme”.
The aforementioned excerpt
hopefully describes the fate
to befall president of...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 12th grade, abuse, angst, anxiety, bereavement, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
A ResolutionOff and running sure-footed, fast, and furious. "Under the sun, there's nothing new", says the writer. "Renewal, restoration in the new year", says the reformer.
...
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Categories:
teetotaler, addiction, age, boy, childhood,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Generic Germane Guy Wallows In WeltschmerzAlong luscious green acres banks steep grade
(in close proximity to
Petticoat Junction) naturemade
Perkiomen Valley watershed,
verdant landscape displayed
yours truly, (a garden variety
proto human) arrayed
solely donning birthday suit,
whose fifty plus shades hair gone grayed,
i.e. one infinitesimal measly...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 12th grade, environment, humanity, humor, nature, planet,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Caterwauling Disrupted Peace of Mind and Jeopardized Mine Body ElectricA couple nights ago
(today being August 4th, 2021)
while walking around the parking lot after dark
over yonder shrieking catcall heard - hark
at first methought, a baby experienced distress,
I immediately scratched that notion
far fetched as sound out...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme
One Month Into Summer 2022 Elapsed HereOne month into summer 2022 elapsed here...
Within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania,
thus far marginal rainfall for season
nevertheless...the hazy, hot and humid dog days
meanwhile (gad) Zeus
tiredly huffs and puffs...with a growl
regarding thunderstorm unable to make headway
against...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 11th grade, 12th grade, allegory, butterfly, cool,
Form:
Rhyme
Nothing More Frustrating Trying Damndest To Kindle Memory(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin)
An effort to recall word, phrase,
musician... indigenous tribe...
most frustrating literary
endeavor to das scribe
aggravating enough to sub
bourbon spur teetotaler to imbibe
and/or nsync, whereby soul searching
devil's advocate demands bribe.
Lil brokeback Engelbert Humperdinck
(born Arnold...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
One Month Into Winter 2019 Elapsed HereOne Month Into Winter 2019 Elapsed Here...
Within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania,
thus far marginal snowfall
yet...the Furies of old man winter
huffs and puffs...with gall
unable make headway
against invisible firewall
shielding this area
of the keystone state haul
in tandem with the...
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Categories:
teetotaler, adventure, atheist, beautiful, celebration, devotion, fate, nature,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Clutched By AnxietyUnseen talon sharp claws...
dig deep into mine
psyche soft underbelly
piercing bedrock of
core (puss) being
akin to butter knife
slicing thru peanut
butter and jelly
unable to preserve
an iota of calm,
which...
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Categories:
teetotaler, analogy, angst, fate, longing, pain, psychological, raven,
Form:
Bio
Spring Season Serves As Natural AntidoteSunshine undulates across verdant plain
casting dark shadows ushering twilight zone
ringing athwart tree trunks
invigorating, joyously kickstarting,
and plenti revitalizing
bountiful nature buzzfeeding
vim, vinegar and spunk
caressing, massaging, and palpating with
soundlessness inducing bub bully giddy,
and sudsy spongy...
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Categories:
teetotaler, appreciation, beauty, butterfly, earth, joy, light, may,
Form:
Pastoral
Dani a Charming Cvs Pharmacistwithin Zieglerville, pennsylvania
genuine snow white hair
upon her noggin doth adorn,
perhaps she will divulge to me (in private)
after i croon (to said lass),
the melody of Jimmy Crack Corn
hmm...or, maybe this mission
perchance twill...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel,
Form:
Free verse
Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea TimeTaking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time
This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging
teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teaching this totally tubular
toothless titular Texan thuggish tyrant
(titled Tsar Terry Troutman)
transcendental theology
tenets taught transferring
torpedoing, taming threatening
titanic tsunami tempest
tastefully...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation, blessing, devotion, drink,
Form:
Free verse
Taking Todays Tumblerful Tea TimeThis teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging
teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teaching this totally tubular
toothless titular Texan thuggish tyrant
(titled Tsar Terry Troutman)
transcendental theology
tenets taught transferring
torpedoing, taming threatening
titanic tsunami tempest
tastefully tickling temperance
testing trying taut...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 11th grade, 12th grade, destiny, health, hyperbole,
Form:
Free verse
Mary Yelvington 1876-1910Mary Yelvington
1876-1910
George Towne, now there was a man;
Handsome as the devil;
Strong as a bougainvillea vine.
And married to the redoubtable Fannie Towne,
Town shill, and occasional teetotaler of the dry brew!
Ol’ Fannie was oblivious to the...
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Categories:
teetotaler, crush,
Form:
Epitaph
On My Shrew's DeathMy shew is no longer breathing
This I really do lament
My shrew is no longer kicking
I find myself in torment;
I wonder where its soul went;
Could it be Alaska or Benelux?
This death definitely sucks
For it was a...
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Categories:
teetotaler, animal, bereavement, death, emotions, friend, loneliness, stress,
Form:
Free verse
The Alien In MeFrom birth to a toddler
As a toddler to teenager
From teenage to adolescent
And as I grew up
I knew I'm weird
I knew am unique
I knew am an enigma
I knew am different...
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Categories:
teetotaler, deep, i am, inspirational,
Form:
ABC
In the Flower of His YouthIN THE FLOWER OF HIS YOUTH
You are what you eat?
Bill, a young guy, friend of mine -
Teetotaler and keen gardener neat -
Drank nothing but dandelion wine.
Like Dr Moreau’s Island modus operandi...
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Categories:
teetotaler, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Six-Word Couplet EncoreMistake:
Watch me do
impressions of you.
Alcoholic:
Keen to sop
up every drop.
Alternative Realty:
Truth don't matter,
bacon don't splatter.
Discerning:
Only expensive wine,
when we dine.
Teetotaler:
Enjoy your beer,
just not here.
Politician:
I don't lie,
you're my guy.
Nasty Waitress:
Be right there,
like I care.
Divorced Couple:
That's our song,
what went...
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Categories:
teetotaler, 10th grade, feelings, funny, hyperbole, imagery, imagination,
Form:
Couplet
Things Not To MentionTHINGS NOT TO MENTION
Condoms in the Vatican
Soul music to the klansman
Pork chops to the rabbi
Bomb joke on an aircraft in...
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Categories:
teetotaler, funny,
Form:
Couplet