Mine Doppelganger Complicit As Accomplice In Pecuniary Crime

Disguised as an Apple Computer Technician. He initially hacked Macbook Pro laptop. He (alias Harvey Specter) planted seeds of suspicion that criminal activity prevailed within my geographic area in general or questionable individuals lurked within or without Citizens Bank in particular, and suggested yours truly (me) to be wary about over friendly employees at aforementioned capital one storied financial institution. Said gonif (pulled a masterful subterfuge) inveigling yours truly to carry out heist of the twenty first century against his honest good n plenti resources (subsequently checking and savings accounts severely depleted). The invisible webbed wide whirled net ensnared me lock, stock and barrel. Little did I know the spellbinding impact until the dirty deed done dirt cheap found writer of these words figuratively holding the empty bag where I got forced to trod analogous highway to hell courtesy diabolical, inimical, satanical... devil may care disguised cozener who wove believable scenario claiming Citizens Bank employees involved in suspicious conspiracy to siphon off hard earned bucks. I submissively consented to participate and cavalierly disperse freshly minted Benjamins suddenly linkedin chain of events rocketing, kickstarting, and experiencing a worse horror than death mortified at being bushwhacked. The feeble explanation, justification, qua obliteration, ululation trumped with lame excuse yours truly not in his right mind. Mind control, (albeit remotely) assassinated rationality while hypnotically feeling commanded, governed, née kid lee killed mine esprit de corps among kith and kin consigning thrifty troubadour to the depths of despair wishing termination of existence in tandem with damnation, interrogation, penalization, et cetera of nasty brute. After series of unfortunate events brought, where innocence and naïveté caught teetotaler tempted to drink deadly draught of top quality hemlock sold at many bustling entrepôt cuz now existence fraught with torturous quaking nauseating, kickstarting hatred of self, thus restitution of funds sought by folks willing bestow largesse. If yes check out (fiasco from fraudsters frazzles father) legitimate platform where charitable people swarm and toys are sold.