Long Smackers Poems

Santa Claus, we’ve been out of touch 
and I don’t ask for very much 
but I have needs, and I’m in Dutch

I want to see the light of day
oh, and can you give me a...

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Morning time...waking with sweets in my mouth
cinnamon carameltmarshmellowed out
breakfast cereal Sugar Dynamite
secret prize inside,bestows x-ray sight

Sugar shock,tooth rot,'60s psycotropic lollipops
an infinite selection @ Treat's Sweetshop
its addictive candy flavors
improves moods and bad behavior
beware of its dangers
sugar...

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I’d put on the gray drab uniform,
catch the yellow bus, while
other villagers made a pilgrimage
to Violet Avenue Elementary School,
and us parochials would be driven
to the now closed St. Peters.

This is where I first knelt, steepled...

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Jumpin' Frog 

My name is Dan'l Webster
this is my story and I'm stickin' to it
I'm green with a long tongue
wet, slimy skin for a coat.
I eat all sorts of insects
but flies, now there’s a delicacy.
Used...

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I’ve crossed many rivers so cold
am known to be stout and bold
the likes of cheese and crackers
makes me lips go smackers.

The flavor kicks up me nose
like cat nip makes me doze
keeping a stiff upper lip
I’m...

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That first cup of coffee in the morning

I describe it as KICKAPOO JOY JUICE

The day doesn't begin until that first sip

When angels start singing and the sun starts to shine

You realize the world is a...

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That first cup of coffee in the morning
I describe it as KICKAPOO JOY JUICE
The day doesn't begin until that first sip
When angels start singing and the sun comes out
You realize the world is a beautiful...

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They surrounded me 
With utter hatred 
Flying in sting
Sting yellow jacket 
Pain and swelling 
Filled my hands
Oh what burning 
These brilliant yet 
Barbaric creatures
Can inflict upon a soul
My innocent composure 
Was just trying to fix
Rotten...

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Got lotsa love that I share every day
With my friends on Poetry Soup
But I reserve my real true affection
For you Miss Cathie whoop whoop

Love you sweet lady so much it hurts
Want to hold you and...

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Because you’re beautiful,
from your 5 head to your webbed toes,

Because you’re beautiful,
when you smile, your whole face glows,

Because you’re beautiful 
you’re in my dreams all the time,

Because you’re beautiful, 
I’m absolutely mesmerized by your eyes,

Because...

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The lion creeps in slowly, stealthily, hyper vigilant, alert.
Her focus on her cubs, wanting them to eat blood red meat tonight.

A young shaky gazelle, stares into the tall grass.
Fear pounds in his heart, he's ready...

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