Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Love In the Trenches

Now this is my definition of love
It's much like wrestling in the mud
You get down and dirty
And say things quite flirty
Then it all comes together with a thud

You scream out bloody murder together
Promise your undying love forever
Roll over and whisper
The name of her sister
Then you realize that wasn't too clever

She pummels your head without any mercy
You attempt to defend against her fury
You start to see rainbows
And a bunch of pretty halos
A ferocious little dynamo this girlie

Well eventually you recover your senses
And are able to put up some defences
You plant a big smacker
On this sweet li'l attacker
Then it's back to love in the trenches


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal August 25, 2015 at 9:18 PM Brilliant one!! Straight to the favs! Always, Laura Jack Ellison August 26, 2015 at 6:41 AM It's never happened to me but I wear a helmut in bed just in case!!! LOL Love, Jack xxx Laura Breidenthal August 25, 2015 at 9:18 PM Hilarious too^_^

Carol Eastman August 8, 2015 at 11:17 AM Good one! Around here I borrow Dragon's blanky when it gets dirty. Those mud pie sessions are hard to clean out. But never fear... I- Mommie am here! And The penguins playing as Mud Staute Penguins! Yeah... They have mud pie fights, too! Hey you guys! Don't fling the mud pies on my porch! And Grandpa Troll doesn't like mud on his porch swing! Now, take the muddy penguins to the lake to wash them off! Silly penguins think they have camoflage with mud on. But Just look like muddy KIDS! Gotta love em!... LOL Jack Ellison August 8, 2015 at 12:09 PM You sure have your hands full Miss Carol! You should be nominated for the "Mom-of-the-Year" award!!!! xxxxxxx

Tim Smith August 8, 2015 at 6:27 AM Gots to be more careful with the name...lol...now that is some pure lovin Tim Smith August 8, 2015 at 6:35 AM Usually I'm at work now but I'm off today Jack Ellison August 8, 2015 at 6:34 AM WOWSERS! You is up bright and early my friend! Yeehaw... have a great day!!!