Jack Ellison Poet Quatrain

Lady Numbnuts

A lady once called herself “Numbnuts”
Now that was totally uncalled for
The sweetest filly I've ever did know
Must chastise her, give her what for

Next time I see her, if I see her again
Gonna plant a big smacker on her lips
That'll teach her, this long lost filly
Also gonna grab her round the hips

Gonna squeeze her hard, not too hard
Till she yells, “I surrender, Jack”
Might let go but there's no guarantees
Still haven't lost my knack

So my sweet darling Lady Numbnuts
I'm eagerly awaiting the time
I'll once again plant a wonking big kiss
And feel that feeling sublime

© Jack Ellison 2014

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Poet Tacito April 23, 2014 at 11:33 PM The title had me rolling. I LOVE, LOVE what you did here! It's all about them big kisses! Jack Ellison April 24, 2014 at 7:41 AM YUP! It's still about those big smackeroonies! Long time since we connected... must correct that! Cheers from Canada!

Paul Callus April 23, 2014 at 12:58 PM Good one Jack! But Numbnuts!! .... ?? Good to see you're still going steady my friend :) // paul Jack Ellison April 23, 2014 at 2:59 PM Hey Paul! She called herself that!!! LOL Jack

Carol Eastman April 23, 2014 at 8:36 AM UH? Jack... You named them numb nuts?... Don't squeeze them too hard. You're still all there... aren't you? I pretty much guarantee that you'll scream for surrender If you do it... And a kiss... At your age is that anatomically possible?... Sorry couldn't help myself... You left your self wide open there... Now... Please cover back up! Jack Ellison April 23, 2014 at 9:02 AM I am still considered one of Canada's Greatest Lovers!... but only one at a time now! XOXOX