Long Sillier Poems

thermometer reads zero, a chilly breeze blows
  apple cores thrown, the blackbirds feed
  my multi-layered partner dons her wooly hat
  impatiently, she waits for me
  securing covid masks amidst my overcoat
...

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Kinder than me, You are
                   Unaware of your own power.
Smarter Sweeter Faster, That too
   ...

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life has it's ups and downs
it's highs and lows
with it comes a lot of crap
but what's most crappy?

Action speaks louder than words
now thats crap.
when you are in a mess 
and four men are set to...

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If by chance I could relive my life
I will make more mistakes 
will relax and be more sillier
Prasing every second of my life 
than what has been so far in this journey of mine
I would...

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Seven in the morning, first toddler arrives
Extreme hope for the day in his eyes
You are the reason his look is glazed
He expects your wit to entertain and amaze

You are his Disneyland, his Chuck E. Cheese
His...

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Just read an old joke about Dr Watson and Sherlock Holmes going camping. 
They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. 
In the middle of the night, Holmes wakes up Watson, and...

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*** Devoted - A Love’s Anatomy ***
                            ...

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3
Is that two, in sixteen minutes flat
This one must now have short lines
I usually keep form, also word stat
What rhymes with lines, I know vines

This one is sillier than those before
It’s becoming very obvious to...

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Round 1
An effeminate young husband named Ben Dawes
Sought a sex change in spite of his in-laws.
He made the decision,
And got the incision,
And he now has a yang where his yin was.

Somewhat "butch" Betty Lou is...

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I use it to bare purpose, in a life where lights aren't as bright 
as she would like them to be,...good days are catergorized 
as long naps and "chick flicks" that tell stories of a...

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Anxious in Ancona (1)

His plan, as he’s boarding his baldachined barge
en route for the easterly sea,
(arthritis allowing) is giving it large,
but the pain is as bad as can be:
though Rome is his home, he must...

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Unclaimed hero, where did you go?
Leaving behind just a bottomless hole
So innocent, no need to repent
I can't quite believe you must be heaven sent
I've never been made to feel so alone
Im here, so that's something...

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Hedloper the Roman was sent back to guard the books of Itheius.
They were kept in a library in the province of Mellifluethius.
He had never been here but he was a Roman, soldier-trained.
So here he stands...

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OFFICE    XMAS    PARTY

Silly  hats and even sillier chatter
Overloud voices, but what’s said does not  matter
As alcohol increases by the crates.
Clink of glasses,   clatter of plates,
Jingle...

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I'm usually known for my silly stuff
But once in a while I surprise
Drooling all over my keyboard and yours
With mushy stuff I fantasize

It's true I sometimes wear more than one hat
Contrary to what you may...

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I'm usually known for my silly stuff
But once in a while I surprise
Drooling all over my keyboard and yours
With mushy stuff I fantasize

At times been known to wear different hats
Contrary to what you may think
Can...

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I am a philosopher
Of great mental acumen
I like to blow my own trumpet
As nobody seems to mention

While enlightening people
Of all hues, I think not twice
Morning to noon and noon to night
I love when people seek...

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All my life I've been a grown up
Missing out on being a happy pup
Responsibilities beyond my years
Tired from wiping away other's tears

So now I embrace my sillier side
With my inner child I choose to confide
I've...

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I'm usually known for my silly stuff
But once in a while I surprise
Drooling all over my keyboard and yours
With mushy stuff I fantasize

It's true I sometimes wear more than one hat
Contrary to what you may...

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We used to pinch Kathy's hashish
one trip at a time so she wouldn't notice
but it really didn't matter- we had total immunity,
because she'd never go whining to the cherries.
   
We'd light up just...

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We should have gone outside instead of watching one
of the sillier, senseless, meaningless movies it is possible
to rent or buy. Winter or not the fields and woods
are at least real, commensal and understandable if
you know...

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I'm not in step with the Serious Bards
For me, it's the sillier words that chime
I see quadrangles instead of a yard
Jaunty hootenannies I find sublime

I don't howl or cry out, I ululate
Clip-clop and flip-flop, both...

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